Ellis Johnson

almost almost a doctor | aspiring stay at home dog dad | recovering overachiever

[Ellis Johnson @ellisjohnsonmd]

Me when a random lady in an elevator at work asked me how my internship is going and I had to explain how long I’ve worked there.

[Ellis Johnson @ellisjohnsonmd]

Mariners fans rn

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

DETROIT TIGERS WHAT A STORY

[Ellis Johnson @ellisjohnsonmd]

This coconut tree thing is the Pantsuit Nation of 2024 and you all really are forgetting the context of all in which we live and what came before

[Brooklyn Cyclones @BKCyclones]

June 14, 1987: Newman & Kramer had their day ruined by a second spitter.

June 14, 2024: Your day could be made by winning a Brooklyn Pretty Boys Jersey

🔹Like / Retweet for a chance to win.
🔸Two winners will be selected on Monday.
🔹Rules -- https://t.co/5W6L3h74xO

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

🤖 RT & FOLLOW @MarinersStore TO WIN 🤖

Hit that retweet button and follow the @MarinersStore for a chance to win this Ken Griffey Jr. Turn Ahead the Clock Night T-shirt in honor of the 25th anniversary of that unforgettable night!

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

🛫 RETWEET TO WIN 🛬

Happy Fly, Fly Away Friday! Hit that RT button for a shot at 50,044 @AlaskaAir miles and a Gameday Package! #FlyFlyAwaySweepstakes https://t.co/uJOxLRpyjK

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

🔱 RETWEET TO WIN 🔱

We’re giving away a @JRODshow44 City Connect jersey and all you have to do is hit that RT button for a chance to win. You can also grab yours from the @MarinersStore at T-Mobile Park and our Downtown location.

#SeaUsRise x City Connect

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

⚾️ RETWEET TO WIN ⚾️

Just hit that RT button for a shot to win an autographed baseball from our Opening Day starter, Luis Castillo! #SeaUsRise

[Ellis Johnson @ellisjohnsonmd]

@fiercynn If she we’re doing her part she would be on the plane talking to them about climate change.

[Ellis Johnson @ellisjohnsonmd]

@fiercynn T Swift to her friends on her private jet: hey did you hear a about climate change?

[Ellis Johnson @ellisjohnsonmd]

@capricornfag Trans people are so tired

[Ellis Johnson @ellisjohnsonmd]

lol same

[none gender left beef @bigqueernoodle]

Help an unemployed Black enby avoid eviction https://t.co/pLYFdq4g6Y !!!

[Ellis Johnson @ellisjohnsonmd]

@ChandiniGaur At least some of us listened the first time…

[Ellis Johnson @ellisjohnsonmd]

Ugh my friend is always talking about fish

[Liz @lzreads]

if the public library has a million fans, i am one of them. if the public library has ten fans, i am one of them. if the public library has only one fan, it’s me. if the public library has no fans, that means i am no longer on this earth.

[Ellis Johnson @ellisjohnsonmd]

@fiercynn @capricornfag I will now only identity as “a member of Deepa’s list.”