The Roast Tracker has been updated! While there's not a methodology, this week's addition lost points for a lack of Yorkshire #SundayRoast#London https://t.co/Z3KHws8mcz
Imagine being a political columnist who could write about literally any topic you wanted and, given everything going on in American politics these days, you decided to write about how a woman member of Congress used a swear word.
My sources in the White House describe Trump as "watching television harder than they've ever seen him do it before" and "damp to the point that, when he moves, it makes a sound like a dish sponge being squeezed."