Matt Ellis

Knows about the party after the show. ex @dotnet, ex @pulumicorp now working on @AzureSDK. He/Him. Assume positive intent and be awesome to one another.

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Here's my HOT TAKE on the recent CPU Bugs. Sorry it's more than 280 characters...

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@swgillespie what format is this where I can live the dream and @WhildyBeast are you living this dream today?

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@swgillespie it used to be when i logged into twitter i got sad, but now i see this video and all i can feel is pure joy.

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@SeaRyanC You probably do a better job when someone is watching your every move too…

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@aChrisSmith It it helps since you most likely don’t GPG sign your commits you can just tell the team I wrote the bad code and just hacked my gitconfig to make it look like the commit came from you. Happy to be your fall guy.

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@davidfowl This feels like a cursed MS Poll question...

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@briggsl Fargate it is, I guess 😂

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@briggsl Probably some Pulumi code for you to crib off of in the service repository ;-) *ducks*

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@briggsl Idea: a smart contract that pays out when an NFT is sold for more than it’s original value.

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@PulumiCorp There is an errant backlash in one of the headings in this post.

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@clstokes @briggsl @funcOfJoe @PulumiCorp If I had to pick a side, I’m ride or die for you Cam, since you were the one that made sure we got to see Shaq DJ.

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@itsananderson Same energy as buying the whole airline in Inception.

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@loganb @hoodinternet So glad I could brighten your day.

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Take a moment to look around you and identify some work that a peer did that delighted you. It could be as easy as "wrote a good commit message". Send them a quick message saying that you and what you liked. It will make their day.

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@aChrisSmith I am so tall

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@nick_guerrera composition:inheritance::new york pizza:chicago pizza.

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@jaredpar While your in the area you can make File.Exists return true all the time.

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@swgillespie @aChrisSmith $GME traders look at the same charts all day!

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@itsaydrian It broke my brain a little bit to see a picture of you inside a building.

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@KirillOsenkov Should https://t.co/KbOVRNiw4s be updated then? Naively, I would expect Path.PathSeperator to be ":" on *nix

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@clstokes You could adopt emacs for everything and get an entirely new set of problems!