Melissa Brightside

So let’s put on our classics and we’ll have a little dance, shall we?

[NJ @NoJusticeMTG]

🫢

[Mxnkind @mxnkind_]

When you chose the wrong career but somehow you’re still killing it 😂

[Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman]

Spoken like a guy who didn't watch that Bluey episode where the dad takes the kids to the pool and doesn't pack anything

[Steph @StephanieYeboah]

The wildest conspiracy theory I believe is that George R R Martin based the Targaryens on Sisqo. Because what are the chances that you have a dragon-obsessed group of people who also happen to have platinum hair??

George ain’t slick. Give Sisqo his things.

[Grace @graceyldn]

This reappeared on my TikTok fyp and it’s still just as funny

[. @tacitdimension]

"bomb the mosque, radicalize the moderates"

[Ana @_motherslug]

This rightfully makes the rounds every so often but “I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon” is truly a perfect sentence.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘BACKROOMS’ director Kane Parsons says he would get “no enjoyment” out of using generative AI on any project — “It defeats the purpose entirely for me.”

“I think I'm in the same boat as most well-adjusted people. If I could snap my fingers and make generative Al disappear forever, I probably would.”

(Source: https://t.co/LA3K1o9KjK)

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

LOUIS THEROUX: (shouting at ceiling) Hi Wallace, it's Louis. Are you coming down?
V.O.: I'd been told to expect the unexpected when Wallace came down for breakfast.
WALLACE: Be there in a minute! Enjoy the show!
LOUIS: (to Gromit) Is this normal?

[Horse Nomad (Chicago-style) ⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

Director: “well, I’d say that the final cut!”

Disney Exec: “not so fast- first we have to run it by Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors”

Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors: “Delicious reds and greens! A feast for Pazuzu!”

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

Actual footage of what's going on in my head when someone gives me verbal instructions

[mary @elaine_stritch]

my all-time favorite New Yorker cartoon. I need a framed print

[Mili @itsmilibitchk]

I C O N

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

C'mon now miss Sophia Chang!

[halle @natsbuffys]

"i love you"
★☆☆☆☆

“i’ve seen the best and the worst of you and I understand in perfect clarity what you are. you're a hell of a woman. you're the one buffy.”
★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

[halle @natsbuffys]

did he deliver? no. but was his character good? also no. and were his plotlines compelling? not really. but did he look good? also no. but did I enjoy his time on the show? again, no. but would I watch more of his character? also no.

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

my 4 y.o. saw the NY election results and said "papa, will socialism taking root in america's largest metropolitan area upend the way of life we hold so dear?" and i was like ooo you slipped up baby girl you're tryna Orphan (2009) me ain’t you. i'm getting Orphan (2009)’d again