ellie

not silent but still deadly is defo a thing

[Ari @ririibaby]

a night out with your girls really make life worth living fr

[X @xiorabella]

I swear, females can FEEL things long before they actually find out. they can feel when they're being played and they can feel when their 'friends' are being shitty. they can feel when something isn't right

[皇麥克 @DatGuy_DeMike]

Unpopular Opinion: I enjoyed the lockdown when Covid first hit.

[Laura Maria Motta @guttersniper]

Was at a bar alone yesterday when the bartender said, “Hey, check out this text from my sister!” He showed me his phone and it said, “Do not, under any circumstances, get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right.” Men, if you are in a position to do this, DO THIS.

[Bethan Moore @Bethan_Kate]

I went to a baby group yesterday where the babies had to ‘pick’ toy vegetables and the v enthusiastic group leader said ‘everyone grab an aubergine’ and I said ‘that’s how we got into this mess in the first place, amiright?’ and literally nobody laughed

[hev @Heathernab]

Was in primark and overheard a girl say to her boyfriend “not long now, you’re doing well” and do you know what, fair enough. That place is absolute hell.

[J Breezy ☘️ @sarahjbreezy]

❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[Jammers @Jammers4000]

We weren’t even prepared for wind a few weeks ago bro

[NANA CASTRO @itsnanacastro]

Spent the first day of the new year sleeping and doing absolutely NOTHING. I love that for me.

[Chloe Burrows @ChloeBurrows]

Anyone whose anyone knows McDonald’s coke cures hangovers

[ellie @ellsmaekirke]

If it’s past 5pm and I say I’m watching tv it means I’m in my pjs. I’m in bed. Don’t ask me to come out.

[ellie @ellsmaekirke]

Missing the love island final tonight bcos I’m working. Worse thing is I’m the dickhead that does the rotas…

[chris🌙 @christophebouu]

It cost $0.00 to retweet these bomb ass signs I made ✨

[ellie @ellsmaekirke]

@Missguided 🏠🏠🙌🏼🙏🙏