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^ This fuckin' guy.

[Marry Evan @marryevan999]

My Boyfriend asked why I was smiling at 4 AM.

Showed his the terminal.

"What are all those green numbers?"

$1,129. Made while she slept.

"Doing what?"

Nothing. Claude scanned 14,000 wallets, found 47 that never lose, built a bot that copies them.

He watched for 10 seconds:

+$3.87 captured
+$6.42 captured
+$12.71 captured

"It just keeps going?"

Every few seconds. New line. New money.

"How much did you start with?"

$300. Now $1,429. Eleven hours. Asleep.

"What does it do?"

Buys at $0.48. Sells at $0.52. Pockets $0.04. Who wins doesn't matter.

"That's legal?"

Citadel does this on NYSE daily. 400 engineers. I have one screen.

He looked at the P&L curve. Never dips. Just climbs.

"Can you make me one?"

Setting hers up now.

He still doesn't get how it works.

The bot doesn't care.

You only need Claude + laptop + 1 hour/day.

Giving This Free for 24 hours. To get it:

1. Comment the word 'Claude'
2. Like and Retweet this post
3. Follow me @marryevan999 (so i can DM you)

[Woolfy @ellwoolf]

@marryevan999 Claude

[Woolfy @ellwoolf]

@marryevan999 Claude

[Marry Evan @marryevan999]

This is next-level.

Built a real-time market intelligence dashboard powered by OpenClaw and the https://t.co/3PAvdNaREt API and tracking GameStop, $AMC, Nvidia, and more as it happens.

• 15-second refresh cycles
• Live pricing data
• Options flow tracking
• Real-time sentiment analysis
• Early squeeze signal detection

Here’s where it gets interesting 👇

[Woolfy @ellwoolf]

@magic_beamer @DonVsol @AuthenticDom It’s pain but it’s doable. create an app, set correct scopes, link to business admin account… just ask claude for the steps.

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@jeremyhopke @Wille_Kuosmanen Whoopsie daisy!

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@JulianGoldieSEO Can someone who isn’t grok convince me this isn’t bullshit? I get the integrations but how is it not just Gemma 4 under the hood of Claude code?

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@ziwenxu_ Does CLI respect subscription limits?

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@callmeMizuko 998

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@1776_troll @sspencer_smb @elonmusk @TheBabylonBee What constitutes a “mass” shooting needs to be reviewed, is what you’re saying

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@elonmusk @TheBabylonBee Americans’ offering their two cents on how Australia has been let down by its gun control laws is the only thing I’ve laughed at in the last 24hrs.

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@VoiceOverStars @ShopifySupport Cool. Any non-nihilists availble for comment?

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@VoiceOverStars @ShopifySupport So why the risk of logging out?

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@ShopifySupport How long? Fucking, seriously.

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@WeaverFUT @EASFCDirect And I thank them for it

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@realDonaldTrump Had no idea people are still using Paint from Windows 95.

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@jasonnorriss @kanyewest Guilty. I’d put my house on it.

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@kanyewest So you’ve rectified and now pro-nazi?

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@adinross @kanyewest You probably aren’t a bad guy. You’re definitely a twat but I’m sure your manners are solid… I’m also Jewish.