💅🏽

[€ddie Hearn @Leeni_TH14]

When she made you lock off all your side tings to show you’re serious, now things have gone to shit and you got no Hoes 💀

[✯ @sine_minaj]

Men really think “I was going to” counts as effort. No, you weren’t. That’s why you didn’t.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Nggas would rather let a marriage fail than buy some flowers😭😭

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Too focused on having ħoes you overlooked your girl and thought she was average

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

Woman goes viral after smiling and taking a picture with her ex right after her divorce, & gives up custody of her kids to him: ‘He’s the single mama, not me.’ 👀💍

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

Sometimes I be in the shower washing my legs and thinking about how many white ppl told us they don’t wash them unprovoked

[5N-Jaiye @slimsuki_]

Every other love language can be compromised and faked except acts of service at least not for long.

Gifting: a rich person will hack that
Physical touch: Every horny person can use that
Words of affirmation: A liars paradise
Quality time: an unemployed person’s dream.

Acts of service is just pure.

[♡ @astralbaes]

real af

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

you watch porn but you judge the actresses who do it. you practice adultery but you want a faithful woman. you follow naked women accounts but you think they deserve no respect. you think you are a better person than others but you are just a hypocrite

[Libriscent @libriscent]

A lustful person is such a turnoff…..If they lust a lot, they lie a lot

[twilightandsaga @twilightandsaga]

The absolute chaos of a theater full of people who knew the books by heart screaming "THAT WASN'T IN THE BOOK"... I'd give anything to experience that collective terror for the first time again.

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Never get pregnant by a lustful demon! Just have fun with em

[one:one @novathaOG]

ever since i was a little girl i knew no man could ever tell me what the fuck to do

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me when I couldn't do something in 10 minutes that people learn for years

[Unako @Tay_city]

Footballers when their teammate scores a goal.

[Dash 🦋 @breannavsdash]

Well... that's an interesting take actually lol

[Bᢉ𐭩𑣲 @bnswaaa]

Thank God

[Nae @NaesCloset]

It’s so attractive when a man thinks this way.