Mark Woods

[Mark Woods @elmonodelbosque]

@HM_Passport hello, is it possible to upgrade a standard passport application to fast track once it's been submitted?

[Mark Woods @elmonodelbosque]

@HMRCcustomers Hi, which department should I contact for queries related to self-assessment payments. I've been given a balancing payment to pay but am not self employed so don't understand why this has come about.

[Mark Woods @elmonodelbosque]

@SoVeryBritish Mushrooms

[Mark Woods @elmonodelbosque]

@Joey7Barton Top people in football have better things to do than listen to the Neanderthal ranting of a once average now has been, far less actually respond.

Oh, and seeing past gender differences doesn’t require one to have a cock and/or balls - just a bit of intellect, mate.

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@tcwoolley @Fifi_mc

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@Arsenalnewschan 👋🏻 then. His muscles are made of paper

[Mark Woods @elmonodelbosque]

@HMRCcustomers hi, I have a matter to discuss regarding tax returns which your phone bot doesn’t understand and I need to speak to a person. Every time I call, whatever options I choose I am signposted to an online portal and hung up on. How do I get through to an person please?

[Mark Woods @elmonodelbosque]

@afcstuff Jorghino

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@selormafc Saaka is a great player and I think he will be a great addition to the squad as well as a great player for the club and I think we will be very happy with him as he is a great player but he is a very good player who is a very strong player

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@SoVeryBritish Conversation

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@SoVeryBritish Indiana Jones and the Kebab of Fatigue

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@AfcGabeast No. Fucking earn it.

[Mark Woods @elmonodelbosque]

@Gunnersc0m Sell him to buy Kudus

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@babybeginner Prince Philip

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@Gunnersc0m 1/10. Absolutely butters

[Mark Woods @elmonodelbosque]

@UPYOURARSENAL04 Saka

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@Culture_Crit Burn everyone who denies God at the stake

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@afcstuff Kicking the water bottle at Old Trafford

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Mikel Arteta appreciation tweet. ❤️

[Mark Woods @elmonodelbosque]

@FrankKhalidUK Yeah that’ll be great for his mental health. How about showing him unconditional love and see where it goes from there rather than pressuring him to be “the best”. Maybe he doesn’t care or need to be the best to be happy?