ParkerTheBlacksmith

San Junipero

[ParkerTheBlacksmith @elmuchogringo]

Yahll still sucking Bidens dick too. Everything was better under trump and thats facts

[BreakingNewsBrief @NewsBriefApp]

Breaking News: Inflation for the year at 6.2% How does this effect youBreaking News: Inflation for the year at 6.2% How does this effect you?

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

75 members in the US Congress own stock in Pfizer Moderna and Johnson and Johnson. Just think about that...

[ParkerTheBlacksmith @elmuchogringo]

Panic is when you're halfway through a shift and have to adjust your holster, just to realize you're still carrying 🤣

[ParkerTheBlacksmith @elmuchogringo]

Fun fact. Yelling "where the sluts at!" Over your walkie while the company owner is on site will get you talked too.

[ParkerTheBlacksmith @elmuchogringo]

Life's short. Use the handicap stall.

[ParkerTheBlacksmith @elmuchogringo]

A visual representation of @TheBigHooter when I start on my Italian hate speech.

[TASH @TASH__P]

Say Bing Bong ... one more time

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Man. We are Scott’s Tots. 😔😔😔

[ParkerTheBlacksmith @elmuchogringo]

Hotel California is one of the top 5 best songs ever. That guitar solo speaks for itself.

[ParkerTheBlacksmith @elmuchogringo]

Do you love her? Or does she just read your asshole brail with her tongue?

[ParkerTheBlacksmith @elmuchogringo]

My Twitter been dead since 2017. I do this for me bitch.

[ParkerTheBlacksmith @elmuchogringo]

Whenever you're at your lowest, just remember you could be a cowboys fan.

[ParkerTheBlacksmith @elmuchogringo]

Football in a tweet.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

This is the most polite pancake block I’ve ever seen

[Paco 🇰🇭🦍 @djvasiv]

“You’re prolly w/ some hoes rn”

Me w/ the boyz:

[ParkerTheBlacksmith @elmuchogringo]

And all these men still in jail for having an 8th on them. Democratic party stays fibbing.

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

Kyle Rittenhouse is a better role model than LeBron James.

[Daniel Turner @DanielTurnerPTF]

The Democrat Party is touting Joe Biden for lowering gas prices two cents to $3.38.

One year ago under President Trump, the average gas price was $2.16

[ParkerTheBlacksmith @elmuchogringo]

You can't get pregnant if you fuck in a pool. Thats why I beat off in the shower