EL 𓂆🕊️

moderately functioning brain, a postponed funeral

[EL 𓂆🕊️ @elnigmaticc]

You’re powerless. You’re weak. You’re unemployed. You have no assets. You have no education. You have no future. You have no legitimate network.

You can’t do shit about anything except bitch and bully on Twitter to people who don’t give af about you but only the memes you steal.

[EL 𓂆🕊️ @elnigmaticc]

14 years difference

[Yomna ElHossary @yomna_elhossary]

١٠ سنين فرق

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

Becoming a ‘Malay-boo’ Malaysia nerd because Japan is too mainstream

[EL 𓂆🕊️ @elnigmaticc]

@antechasync__ Stay safe, comrade 💓

[Assman @Guntreloaded]

My wife: I'm fucking someone else

Me: (chuckling) you've just given me the moral high ground

[EL 𓂆🕊️ @elnigmaticc]

@Matarael Sumpah so relatable what to do if beg and grovel did not do it

[Will @Matarael]

I do hate it when I dream of someone I am no longer close with, and in the dream they’re still full of love.

What the fuck do I do with the lingering feeling throughout the day 😔

[FAGBA1 @JABBA1CKY]

the Chinese cooked with 中. like yep that's in the middle.

[EL 𓂆🕊️ @elnigmaticc]

Sus he's not a cat, how credulous

[EL 𓂆🕊️ @elnigmaticc]

🧵 getting approached by smaller animals

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

Twitter's search function rocks because you can type in anything at all, and the results will not feature a single word you included in your search

[EL 𓂆🕊️ @elnigmaticc]

Laki-laki yang punya payudara besar baiknya pakai beha

[sw @blswin879632]

下班回到家

[EL 𓂆🕊️ @elnigmaticc]

@ajizunto Reading classic made him come up with something profound such that

[EL 𓂆🕊️ @elnigmaticc]

"Kamu cantik" is not enough I want to get "She’s beautiful without believing that gives her permission to be uninteresting."

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[kaila 🎃🏒 @strkrhds]

every day men come on this app and talk about being rapists openly but then get mad when you say it’s rape

[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

“Women have a hard time submitting to men because it’s hard for Gods to submit to their own creations” altered my brain chemistry a little bit ngl

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

When he hits you with a divorce rather than kill you and the entire family.

[EL 𓂆🕊️ @elnigmaticc]

"Way more than 'cantik'" explains it, girls who got "manis" probably never got any "cantik" at all

[isa amane @defonotisa]

wait… i grew up being told “manis” way more than “cantik” and i always mistook it as a compliment😭😭 so are y’all saying they were just being nice and i’m actually ugly…😔✋

[fin @awaaannnn__]

“kami mau melapor ke polisi, polisi punya dapur sppg, kami mau melapor ke TNI, TNI punya dapur sppg, kami mau melapor ke DPR, DPR pun punya dapur sppg. jadi ini jalan terakhir kami untuk mengadu, kepada konstitusilah kami berharap”
—ucap seorang guru, pendidik anak bangsa. ironi.