Don Le

Awkwardly appealing since 1982

[Don Le @elnodonle]

Call me a little freak if you must, but my cats' toe beans are pretty adorable.

[Don Le @elnodonle]

Also in a city that notoriously has a robust public transit system.

[Don Le @elnodonle]

In the 2002 Spider-Man, Uncle Ben was in his mid 70s. He lived through Death Wish and Taxi Driver's NYC. He saw a gun and didn't give up the car. He was asking for it. Pete shouldn't feel guilty.

[Don Le @elnodonle]

Someone ought to start a band called "Gwar and B: a R&B tribute to Gwar" That would be nice.

[Don Le @elnodonle]

So I guess we're all worms then... @ The Hong Kong Restaurant https://t.co/Mqsp8IHK13

[Don Le @elnodonle]

This is what happens when you defend the title in Zombie dice. I'm not sure why per se, but it does. http://t.co/bbDqVIUMsd

[Don Le @elnodonle]

I've made a huge mistake. @ Sandrinis Restaurant and Bar http://t.co/ZAQEq4s3Jk

[Don Le @elnodonle]

#mcm Monster Crush Monday! http://t.co/oC0StVMoSc

[Don Le @elnodonle]

Government spending run rampant. Half of MI6's budget must be spent on penicillin for James Bond.

[Don Le @elnodonle]

So... I really don't know what has become of my life. http://t.co/49DBZV3WX8

[Don Le @elnodonle]

I'd be amused if I weren't losing. http://t.co/8nMlohJKEa

[Don Le @elnodonle]

Watching the Steelers game. Hate to see someone be physically violated like that. But dressed like that, Ben was asking for it.

[Don Le @elnodonle]

When they say dying the way one lives they don't mean with degenerative diseases do they?

[Don Le @elnodonle]

So, the whole world appears to be in turmoil, but no one has even stopped and noticed how good I smell today.

[Don Le @elnodonle]

Tonight Mothership is bringing the jams. You bring the ruckus.

[Don Le @elnodonle]

Oh yeah. I have twitter.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Nigga you said you could see Russia from your backyard. RT @SarahPalinUSA: Obama lied to the American people. Again.

[Don Le @elnodonle]

Pseudoscience has as much to do with science as scientology. Then again, a peanut is neither a pea or a nut.

[SandrinisPublicHouse @SandrinisBar]

Hey. It's our 7th Anniversary. $7 for free food while it lasts and a multitude of acts. All day. That means now! Thank you for 7 years.

[Fake Civil War @FakeCivilWar]

On his deathbed, Jeff Davis realized he probably should have used his time machine to win the war rather than score trannies in 1920s Berlin