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[name @eloc024]

I repeat this to myself every morning

[bort @tacobort]

[slug trying to hype you up]: where the fuck is your ooze? Where’s your fucking slime??

[days @Dayscd]

Apparently poop can come out solid. new fear unlocked…

[mr wife @wrinklefreelee]

whose pussy is this? did someone drop their pussy? anyone here lose a pussy?

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

yeah bro mister poop just called and he said you’re poopy

[Neet @neet_sol]

“I just need to make it to Friday.”

[kleppy @KleptoeMusic]

I laugh at this at least once a day

[Stella @Stellaaz0n]

The cia has yet to find a torture method that doesn’t make me cum

[Red @Sowasredd]

Je vien d’inventer ça

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

[Bene Gesserit voice] Take me to get ice cream.

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

It would suck being bros with Professor X because he could randomly be like “I’m reading your mind right now and you’re gay” and even if you’re not he’s the most powerful telepath on Earth so all of your friend group will believe him.

[alex forrest @ALEXF0RREST]

a fry cook *bang bang* a spatula *bang bang* a secret formula *bang bang* a plankton *bang bang* an evil plan

[零号病人 @tall_pale]

Israel is paying people to drive slow in the left lane

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

You could spend hours in Indiana. Hours of your life. Precious and irreplaceable. Gone, forever. In Indiana.

[Damin Toell @damintoell]

New all-time favorite video just dropped

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

fool me once why would you do that to me

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Yeah I'll get the uhhh what I deserve

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

The shell cannot protect you from the salt. Old snail proverb. Mucus, we love mucus. Contemporary snail proverb

[brandon* @brndxix]

sort of open

[doomer @uncledoomer]

it is a great honor to follow in your fathers footsteps. this is why i will be drinking nine beers and getting on a motorcycle this afternoon

[Ser Robert the Mid @ShoggothGoth]

The world you got your dick sucked real good in no longer exists.