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BANTER.

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@Qantas Hi! My husband's bag was lost almost a week ago. No file reference was provided by baggage services when we filed the report so we can't track online. Any idea on when we might expect an update? Thanks!

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@antonypinshaw I’ve exhausted the depth of my opinions.

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Football should be called Haircuts. #WorldCup2018

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@Kimiko_R23 @lokified Yaaay! Glad it’s a good one!

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@jothornely @Alex_Monnig @AmericanAir My memoirs are now called 'Crying Repeatedly in an Airport'.

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@Alex_Monnig @AmericanAir The best part was them rebooking me on a flight without telling me. Wouldn't have known unless I checked. At least it gets me in 13 hrs late

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JLO LO LAND

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@LipSrvcLibrary @Alex_Monnig :(

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@brod I want to be a researcher if it means I get to dress like Inspector Gadget?

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THEY CALL HIM THE ACCOUNTANT.

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@petertaggart Best podcast intros I've ever heard!

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Give your ears, brain and heart this gift. https://t.co/DbHV9zuQv9

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At an OH&S seminar, when told that persistent declarations of love count as harrassment, @eloiseiam and I mouthed "sorry" to each other.

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@craigwedren I still really mean it, and the wedding is in five weeks. Possible or merely a fever dream? Love you and your music either way!

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@KatieJamo Did we ever do Jean-Claude Van Damme Helen Mirren?

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@peat85 Gonna add this to my vows.

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Koala Lagerfeld can't bear it when you're underdressed.

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@elizmayerle I have a tweet I came up with when I was really tired. @Alex_Monnig says it's terrible, but you've given me the boost I need...

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@elizmayerle Without shame. You're my number one read when I've been out of the game for a bit.