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just out here doing my thing b.

[Imagine Dragons Hate Account. @_21Average_]

Please, you have to help my father, he’s, he’s addicted to LinkedIn. He just won’t stop networking. He’s made so many professional connections. Our family is going bankrupt because of all the coffee meetups he’s had. We are in shambles.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

An Italian ghost is a gabba ghoul

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

sad girl saturday is my fave day of the week what are we cryin about tonight ladies

[Matt Jones @KySportsRadio]

Kentucky sets the All Time record for most Rushing Yards in School History

Thanks for that UL

[E L @elonakr]

The fact that so many people think this tweet is about Trump goes to show you how fuck up of a situation we’re all living in.

[nina🍂 @charliesprjng]

the fucking PRESIDENT of my country just...... accused....... leonardo dicaprio....... of........ you’re not ready....... setting fire to the amazon forest..........

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

Ladies who’ve built your man from the ground up, what’s his wife name?

[E L @elonakr]

And her fiancé is supposed to be a bad guy?? But he’s actually normal. This movie is shit.

[E L @elonakr]

Netflix suggested a romantic Christmas movie.. so I’m watching it. Pretty sure the main male character is a serial killer but ok.

[E L @elonakr]

Also, he was beating up a jukebox because he thought he “might have feelings for the girl”.... yep.. totally normal?

[Jules @Julian_Epp]

Sorry I can’t be him

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

gotta lay down on the floor after thanksgiving dinner to flatten out and make room for dessert. that’s the law actually

[Richie Brave @RichieBrave]

Is that a roach... looking out of the window... WITH THEM???????

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

drake is 33 and was texting a 14 year old millie Bobby brown and now he's texting a 17 year old billie ellish and he's been interested in Kylie jenner since 'forever' and she JUST turned 22 like this guy is a CREEP CREEP and people just give him a pass WHY

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

would I date a hockey player? yes and here’s why. he can teach me how to ice skate, the one thing I can’t do, rendering me unstoppable. plus if the situation called for it he would definitely punch someone for me so 10/10

[OLIVIA @HoneyEyedOlive]

one time someone said pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time he heard someone ring a bell and i haven’t been the same since