Dylan Slemp 🇵🇸

🍉 | 23 | human bean who loves films | film critic @EastTennessean | #FreePalestine #blacklivesmatter (he/him)

[Dylan Slemp 🇵🇸 @elongatedbean]

Thank you, Colbert.

Thank you for a being a major part of my weeknight ritual. I’ll miss ending my day watching your program and laughing during your hilarious Meanwhile segment, along with listening to your insightful monologues and interviews.

#LateShow #Colbert

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DID JEFF JUST SPOILED WHO WON THE FIREMAKING CHALLENGE??????? #Survivor50

[Dylan Slemp 🇵🇸 @elongatedbean]

A TIE FOR BEST LIVE-ACTION SHORT FILM?!

This is WILD, very rarely has this happened in Oscars history.
#Oscars #AcademyAwards #Oscars2026

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The reveal that The Oscars has a winner tie for the first time since 2012.

See the full winners list: https://t.co/2LO8EZqZIM

[Dylan Slemp 🇵🇸 @elongatedbean]

This whole Best Achievement bit that Conan did was so hilarious! Also, wasn’t expecting a Josh Groban appearance!!

#Oscars #AcademyAwards #Oscars2026 #Conan

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

Surprise performance from
#Oscars host Conan O’Brien sung by Josh Groban

[Dylan Slemp 🇵🇸 @elongatedbean]

The opening of the Oscars featuring Conan as Aunt Gladys, running through the Best Picture nominees was so hilarious!!

Sabotage by Beastie Boys is a nice touch as well, with this whole segment referencing Spike Jonze’s iconic video.
#Oscars #AcademyAwards #Oscars2026 #Conan

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I needed almost no makeup to play Aunt Gladys. #OSCARS

[Dylan Slemp 🇵🇸 @elongatedbean]

@offbeatorbit Thirteen year old me would’ve never expected Sleigh Bells to be used in a Super Bowl ad, let alone one for a GLP-1

[Dylan Slemp 🇵🇸 @elongatedbean]

Of course the Backstreet Boys ad was for crypto. I was confused by the karaoke and downright infuriated by the fact that the ad was for Coinbase. I’m SICK OF CRYPTO ADS. PLEASE STOP PROMOTING CRYPTO. That scam is KILLING THE ENVIRONMENT

#SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX

[Dylan Slemp 🇵🇸 @elongatedbean]

That Dunkin commercial was so creepy and uncanny. Literal AI slop with deepfake de-aged faces. I hate it.

#SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX #SuperBowl2026

[Dylan Slemp 🇵🇸 @elongatedbean]

The Yorgos Lanthimos and Emma Stone commercial is still the best Super Bowl commercial of this year so far. Two of the GOATs!

#SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX #SuperBowl2026 #EmmaStone #YorgosLanthimos

[Dylan Slemp 🇵🇸 @elongatedbean]

I AM SO HYPED FOR THIS

I forgot that the OUATIH sequel was in the works, but I am so hyped for The Adventures of Cliff Booth! I know David Fincher is going to make a banger of a film! I wasn’t expecting to see the trailer during the #SuperBowl
#SuperBowlLX #DavidFincher

[Dylan Slemp 🇵🇸 @elongatedbean]

@WwwLukethoughts I’M SO HYPED

[Dylan Slemp 🇵🇸 @elongatedbean]

@GentleDoofus I forgot that the sequel was even happening, and got so hyped when I realize what it was

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Oh god, not the Trump Accounts ad.

I don’t want the pedophile president marketing ANYTHING to children.

#SuperBowlLX #SuperBowl #SuperBowl2026

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@mannmiami I’M ALREADY SOLD

[Dylan Slemp 🇵🇸 @elongatedbean]

@AdrianaPazz @sundancefest Now Watching:

Ha-Chan, Shake Your Booty! (Josef Kubota Wladyka, 2026)

Second and final watch at this year’s Sundance Film Festival!
#HaChanShakeYourBooty #JosefKubotaWladyka #RinkoKikuchi #AlbertoGuerra @Alejo_Edda #Sundance2026 #SundanceFilmFestival @sundancefest #NowWatching

[Dylan Slemp 🇵🇸 @elongatedbean]

Like previous years, I’m keeping all of my 2026 watches in one huge thread:

[Dylan Slemp 🇵🇸 @elongatedbean]

Now Watching:

The Huntress (Suzanne Andrews Correa, 2026)

First watch at this year’s Sundance Film Festival!
#TheHuntress #SuzanneAndrewsCorrea #AdrianaPaz @AdrianaPazz #Sundance2026 #SundanceFilmFestival2026 #SundanceFilmFestival @sundancefest #NowWatching #NowPlaying

[Dylan Slemp 🇵🇸 @elongatedbean]

I think I’m going to crash out…..

Why didn’t the Broncos go for the field goal while THEY HAD THE CHANCE, instead of going for the touchdown…….

#BroncosCountry #GoBroncos #NEvsDEN #DenverBroncos #Broncos #AFCChampionshipGame

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

Final.

#NEvsDEN

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Why didn’t the Broncos go for the field goal while they had the chance, instead of going for the touchdown…….

#BroncosCountry #GoBroncos #NEvsDEN #DenverBroncos #Broncos #AFCChampionshipGame

[Dylan Slemp 🇵🇸 @elongatedbean]

COURTLAND SUTTON WITH THE TOUCHDOWN!!!!!

LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOO

#BroncosCountry #GoBroncos #NEvsDEN #DenverBroncos #Broncos #AFCChampionshipGame

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

.@SuttonCourtland for SIX!

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