Apparently when your flight dares to be early at Chicago O'Hare your aircraft is sent on a long taxi ride to sit by yourself on the tarmac as punishment and to reflect on your crimes.
So now that @SYFY in their quest for irrelevancy has canceled #Expanse which is like best show ever - @JeffBezos can you fix this real quick with @PrimeVideo ? Since you stream it already... K THX
Someone tell @neiltyson that @netflix Cloverfield Paradox sets all new standards in getting artificial gravity all wrong. Said movie, feeling all proud of itself, then brashly decides to take on quantum mechanics.
TFW you spend a good part of your weekend on microcode updates at home, then you go to work on Monday and are worrying about the same exact thing. Gee, thanks @intel#meltdown#Spectre
#Apple fanboys it's cute that you are fawning over the "choice" to repatriate $250B. New Tax Fun Fact: All their overseas money is subject to the repatriation tax whether they bring it home or leave it at the bottom of the ocean.