El Pastor Kitty

I am El Pastor Kitty. I am homeless and that makes me sad :(

[Casual Mind @CasualMind_]

message of #Dynamo #Dresden fans for the players after relegation: you have 1 hour to leave our city ...

[El Pastor Kitty @ElPastorKitty]

@adiamas @er4prez @101singer I did not. It was rotten

[El Pastor Kitty @ElPastorKitty]

@er4prez @101singer @adiamas meow, I'm back from the dead

[El Pastor Kitty @ElPastorKitty]

@goddam meow

[El Pastor Kitty @ElPastorKitty]

@FriendlyFAUX meowww

[El Pastor Kitty @ElPastorKitty]

“@ElPastorNewark: Hey @empiresc don't you worry none, @elpastorkitty is safe warm and dry.” I'm on the bus to DC! Meowwww

[El Pastor Kitty @ElPastorKitty]

@SoccerByIves y ur writing so bad?

[El Pastor Kitty @ElPastorKitty]

@SoccerByIves y u hate #RBNY so much?

[ElPastorNewark-RIP @ElPastorNewark]

@ElPastorKitty today is your lucky day. @EmpireSC and good weather is a recipe for fun!!! @NewYorkRedBulls #1

[Clayton John @claytonjohn1888]

@EmpireSC accepts credit cards before @er4prez can get us beanie caps. #FIRERIOS

[Not Chris Heck (Parody) @NotChrisHeck]

I AM A MARKETING GENIUS! SOLD OUT STADIUM! New arena, fresh management, more staff & ad money = results http://t.co/CScDwpcG

[El Pastor Kitty @ElPastorKitty]

Just me chilling post game after a 5 - 2 win

[El Pastor Kitty @ElPastorKitty]

“@EmpireSC: @ElPastorNewark @elpastorkitty Absolutely, we'll see you there at noon!” meow

[El Pastor Kitty @ElPastorKitty]

“@Sandman527: @ElPastorKitty I thought you were a girl kitty. #IdentityCrisis” Steven have u been looking under my legs? #pervert

[El Pastor Kitty @ElPastorKitty]

“@TonkaNYC: I didn't see @ElPastorKitty yesterday kitty must have partied too hard for the opener?” the hangover was killer

[El Pastor Kitty @ElPastorKitty]

@notchrisheck kitty says great job on the home opener. 10k empty seats?

[El Pastor Kitty @ElPastorKitty]

#rbny won, so kitteh is expecting happy drunks to feed him

[ElPastorNewark-RIP @ElPastorNewark]

Great weekend @ElPastorNewark ! Looking fwd to Party in the Patio! @ElPastorKitty is lonely...

[El Pastor Kitty @ElPastorKitty]

@adiamas meowwwwww

[El Pastor Kitty @ElPastorKitty]

@adiamas I'd prefer you scratching me head