Men,
If she is a 'marriage counsellor', - she is a problem in her marriage,
If she is a 'gender activist', - she doesn't pay her housemaid.
Or 'born again', - she has loose morals.
Women have opposite characters from what they portray to the public.
#MasculinitySaturday
"but..but....i spend so much on her,,,"
"But.. ..but... i love her so much, i felled in love 😭"
"But.. but ,,, we have been in love for 3 years now 😥, i am even raedy to pay dowory,,,"
Treasurer of the Association of Honorary Orbiters League ( ASS-HOLE)
#MasculinitySaturday
Men,
Orbiters are men who hang around a woman waiting for a "perfect" time.
While he is waiting for "perfect time", another man is finishing the sweetness in her bone marrow.
The orbiter will be lucky to enjoy any leftovers. - Otherwise, nothing is left.
#MasculinitySaturday
Men,
If you penetrate her so well,
The next morning she will be singing gospel songs.
"You are the Lord of lords, King of kings. Your love is sufficient. "
If you do it poorly, she will be grumpy, and dull and will tune to Kiss100 to listen to RNB.
#MasculinitySaturday
Ruto CELEBRATED when BBI fell. What DOES this mean? He supports killing 1000 Kenyans every election, like we have DONE it SINCE 1992. He supports Kikuyu-Kalenjin DOMINANCE because his RUNNING MATE will be a Kikuyu. Everyone ELSE is political Nuclear WASTE.
Can a RUTO/MUDAVADI alliance catapult the two to Statehouse? Here are thoughts of Political analyst UoN Don Prof HEZRON MOGAMBI https://t.co/KCBTJqywaL
#SiasaZaMudavadi
Luhyia Unity will remain elusive. Expert analyst UoN Don Prof HEZRON MOGAMBI points out that the fact that @MusaliaMudavadi is Governed in Vihiga and Kakamega by ODM Governors points to the shaky hold @anc_party has kwa ground.
https://t.co/KCBTJqywaL
#SiasaZaMudavadi
Agenda TV Swahili has this morning reached out to UoN Don Prof. Hezron Mogambi to explain his thoughts on #SiasaZaMudavadi in Swahili for the common man after the previous interview in English. That is why we are Sauti ya Mwananchi.