¿ @Claudiashein HABLA COMO CANTINFLAS? 😵💫💸 ¿IGUAL QUE @petrogustavo , ENREDANDO AL PUEBLO?
Claudia Sheinbaum intentó explicar el salario mínimo, pero su mensaje dejó más dudas que certezas 😳📉. al estilo de Petro: 👉 muchas palabras, poca claridad. 🔥🌎
⚠️¿ @petrogustavo NO SABE SU REFORMA? 😳🔥 @SoyJerome__ LO ENFRENTA Y TODO SE SALE DE CONTROL 😳🚨
El debate por la reforma pensional estalla en redes 😱🚨. Petro genera dudas sobre su propio proyecto y Jerome entra en un rifirrafe directo con el presidente.
Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.
$30 per seat per month.
$1.4 million annually.
I called it "digital transformation."
The board loved that phrase.
They approved it in eleven minutes.
No one asked what it would actually do.
Including me.
I told everyone it would "10x productivity."
That's not a real number.
But it sounds like one.
HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.
I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."
They stopped asking.
Three months later I checked the usage reports.
47 people had opened it.
12 had used it more than once.
One of them was me.
I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.
It took 45 seconds.
Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.
But I called it a "pilot success."
Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.
The CFO asked about ROI.
I showed him a graph.
The graph went up and to the right.
It measured "AI enablement."
I made that metric up.
He nodded approvingly.
We're "AI-enabled" now.
I don't know what that means.
But it's in our investor deck.
A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.
I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."
He asked what that meant.
I said "compliance."
He asked which compliance.
I said "all of them."
He looked skeptical.
I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."
He stopped asking questions.
Microsoft sent a case study team.
They wanted to feature us as a success story.
I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."
I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.
They didn't verify it.
They never do.
Now we're on Microsoft's website.
"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."
The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.
He got 3,000 likes.
He's never used Copilot.
None of the executives have.
We have an exemption.
"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."
I wrote that policy.
The licenses renew next month.
I'm requesting an expansion.
5,000 more seats.
We haven't used the first 4,000.
But this time we'll "drive adoption."
Adoption means mandatory training.
Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.
But completion will be tracked.
Completion is a metric.
Metrics go in dashboards.
Dashboards go in board presentations.
Board presentations get me promoted.
I'll be SVP by Q3.
I still don't know what Copilot does.
But I know what it's for.
It's for showing we're "investing in AI."
Investment means spending.
Spending means commitment.
Commitment means we're serious about the future.
The future is whatever I say it is.
As long as the graph goes up and to the right.
¿Contra esto qué tienen por decir @PinzonBueno?
Con pruebas le muestro cómo usted casi se me arrodilló hace tres meses para pedirme que apoyara su fracasada campaña y, como no cedí, entonces ataca a mi familia y a mi pueblo. Eso es muy ruin. Lo más patético es que un montón de tarados salen a apoyarlo, la mayoría #petristas disfrazados. Aquí están las pruebas de la falta de 🥚 de su candidato, que además ayudó a entregarle el país a las #FARC con el desastroso “Pacto de La Habana”. #Pinzón es una réplica barata de @RoyBarreras y @ClaudiaLopez.
Con el rabo entre las patas, aterrado de miedo, Petro se le arrodilló a Trump. Pero no le bastará con la llamada para conjurar el peligro. Tendrá que abandonar las provocaciones y corregir su conducta.
Ojalá la reunión planeada sirva para que en lo que queda de gobierno algo haga Petro para combatir al narcotráfico. Y deje de interferir en el proceso electoral y favorecer tramposamente a Cepeda, cuyos vínculos con las Farc son viejos y que, lo mismo que él, ha beneficiado a los narcos con la excusa de buscar la paz.
Petro no es Maduro ni Colombia es Venezuela. Acá, aunque con problemas y debilidades y a pesar de los intentos de Petro por socavarlas, hay democracia y funcionan las instituciones. No hay necesidad de una quirúrgica operación norteamericana. Pero Petro tiene un descomunal rabo de paja en materia de narcotráfico y el país exige que, al menos estos seis meses, luche contra los mafiosos
https://t.co/8Rc9ha61EV
Ya empezó en Cuba....
Así comenzó en Venezuela... Unas Semanas después...
Maduro está en New York y Vzla en transición....
Aviones de la EEUU-Navy operativos al Norte de Cuba.
(Aguas Internacionales: Habana-Matanzas...)..