Kevs

Your mum calls me love your dad calls me son🤖 YKTV🇫🇯🛫🇬🇧

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

They call it "corruption" in Russia, Africa and Asia, but in the West it's "lobbying.”

I promise you it's the same thing.

[🤍𝕁𝕆🤍 @jomickane]

🤣🤣

[Andreas Koureas FRAS FRSA 🇬🇧🎗️ @AndreasKoureas_]

Wishing North Gibraltar all the best in their upcoming match against the West Falklands.

[Samuel @blufferfish089]

You laugh but there’s a 3 bed house going for 74 great British pence

[Horace Goodwill, tonicke purveyor 🇵🇸 @eff_hey]

went to sleep rattled about the result, woke up rattled about the result. This must be how Scotland fans feel when they draw with Latvia

[Jake 🇬🇧 @jakonian]

Keir Starmer you dawg, we lost the game and you immediately sent the military to remind them who the real winner is.

[Falkland Islands @falklands_utd]

Bummer! Congratulations to Argentina on their win tonight. Some excellent banter on here. 😆

On reflection, it would have been amazing to beat you on the pitch tonight and we’d have given you plenty of stick.. but similar to 1986 and Diego’s grubby right hand (nevermind 1998 and Simones lack of core strength) it doesn’t give you the win that you’ll never have. 😘🇫🇰🇬🇧

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

Just remember, we still have what they really want. The Falklands. 🇫🇰🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Billie @Billie_T]

The worst thing a German has ever done in all of history

[EGYPTHQ IS SPANISH NOW @EgyptCEO]

the world hasn’t been this British since the British Empire

[Alex @awlshw]

Pickford will be well up for that game against Argentina tonight after his dad died during the Falklands War

[The Saviour @TheSaviour]

Mossad was security at Messi’s wedding?

This is fucking insane 🤣

[Error ArbitraI @ErrorArbitralTR]

OFICIAL: Con la eliminación de Colombia, Conmebol se ha quedado sin representantes en el Mundial.

Ahora solo quedan seis equipos representado a Europa, uno representando a África y uno representando a la FIFA.

[B. @InvertTheWing]

Roberto Martinez has successfully managed to ruin 2 golden generations.

One of the worst managers to ever grace the sport.

[Wynner 🇩🇪🇦🇹🇪🇺 @EuroWynner]

Sepp Blatter did classy corruption (taking bribes for hosting rights) but never dirtied the sanctity of the game on the pitch. For that, he will always be a hero in my book.

[Laurie @LFCLaurie]

Didn't think it was possible to replace Sepp Blatter with someone more corrupt, but with Gianni Infantino, FIFA might have actually managed it.

[The Larkinite @Larkinite1913]

People debating whether Pico could play for Ireland as though Cape Verde aren't objectively and demonstrably a better football team than Ireland.