Robert Martinez

I'm just a boy, sitting in front of my phone, liking everyone's tweets | 🎾 ⚽️ ♟️ 🇹🇹

[Robert Martinez @elrobbb]

Rel plenty. I relllllll love my friends hoss. Dem hadda know dat all de time.

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

Do y'all openly say "love you" in your friendships?

[Robert Martinez @elrobbb]

@FergieStandards This bald era Rooney was such a badman. What a side we had then.

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

For life ❤️

[Larry Conger 🇺🇸 @eMTBrides]

John Cena is the best human being on the planet 🌏 In a world of Dwayne Johnsons, be a John Cena.

Just the way he says "talk about it" 😭 via Netflix Is A Joke
#PeteDavidson #JohnCena

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Never crossed my mind you could technically put anything in a cotton candy machine. Excellent use of free will

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

AIR CONDITIONING IS NOT A RIGHT-WING TECHNOLOGY

IT'S JUST A PUMP THAT MAKES A ROOM COLDER

STOP BEING AN IDIOT

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

Yes it can. You absolutely CAN air con your way out of a heatwave. If you couldn't, then Texas and Singapore wouldn't exist.

[Ben Horne @benjamin_horne]

This developing story about Dario's failed communications with the White House confirms everything I've ever believed about the enormous power of the Sales Chad.

You can be the smartest, most hard working, well-meaning guy around, but if you can't get people to like you, it's all for nothing.

When the time comes to send one of your own to meet inside the Halls of Power, you don't send the Geek Squad. You must send the affable, beer-drinking, golf-loving Sales Chad.

It literally doesn't matter if he understands the product half as well as everyone else. You send him. It's what he was put on Earth to do.

[Megan Feringa @megan_feringa]

what better way to honour the American sporting heritage of not believing in draws than with four draws in a single day for the first time at a World Cup since 1958

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Curaçao realising they’re on the same level as 5 times World Champions Brazil.

[FC Bayern Brasil @FCBayernBR]

Quando a Alemanha ganha de 7 a 1, mas vc é o admin do FC Bayern Brasil 🫠

[FOX 4 NEWS @FOX4]

"TEXAS IS GOOD EVERYTHING IS BIG"

[Shocky @illogically7]

Yk at first you do the 6-7 ironically to relate to the kids...then you get addicted to it. Every time someone says those numbers in that order your arms can't help themselves. They just do it. Pope Bob is not immune to this.

[k @kxsmo]

A shit World Cup side is one of the most tragically romantic things in sport. The hopes and dreams of a nation resting on a gang of absolute crabs is so special

[Gayest Tone @gayest_tone]

There’s basically two stories about the World Cup right now, it’s either

“US Customs hooks Tajik team up to the BallGrabber 7000 as they exit bus”

or

“59 year old man in Bentonville excitedly invites entire Congolese team to have breakfast with him at Waffle House”

[Amy Lundy Dahl @AmyLundyDahl]

It’s gonna be really hard to find fault with Tiafoe over this incident. I’m sure people will try smh. There is none.

[Robert Martinez @elrobbb]

This will be me at my tournament next week 😂

[Sithelo @Sithelosenkosi]

guys…

[Gill Gross 🦣 @Gill_Gross]

Unbelievable tennis theatre. Last two sets were off the charts offensive displays from both players. It wasn't really about mistakes- it was a shotmaking battle.

Fonseca takes a massive leap forward in his career. How good was his attitude these last two matches from 2-0 down?

[Speedy HQ @IShowSpeedHQ]

🚨| WATCH: Speed reveals Trinidad completely changed his view of the Caribbean especially with its food, culture and diversity 🇹🇹❤️

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

The incels are wrong