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@BrianMikeKlein @HannahDCox You dumbfucks are already completely in charge

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@PavlouvianPater @fw_andyyy Incredible advice

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@Evan_Schn @nkmyztcha Atrocious album

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@DeepWaterSchmoo @AlphaB1tch @intentionalisms No ass, so my pants ride low, and my big donkey head prob adds at least an inch

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@AlphaB1tch @intentionalisms He's not super tall. But he is very skinny

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@AlphaB1tch @intentionalisms I'm 6' 2" (188 cm) and my inseam is between 32-34

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@SquirrelBait00 Michigan would like a word...

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@doowopshaboing @DefaultReece Cologne has never once "covered up" weed in the history of the universe

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@CrackAmicoRAP Incredible shit, per ushe

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@AnusJamesCorden @benaveryisgood Inshallah

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@Mar4206Marnell @Alinavisooo Classic British surname--"visoo"

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@pollypocketmode Call me Mr Ed the way im eating apples

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@like_poor_tuco @fishontherun02 Just assumed it meant "meth balding"

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@misslindsayv Tell your hookup you've never finished from oral, they'll put their heart in it and feel good when you do

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@coversah @Jon_173d @stunnaST @QTRResearch @HniReal Yes it definitely costs $0/year to get those satellites up!

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@retired_juggalo RIP to a real one

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@gayest_tone I live here and I've had 10000 versions of ranch and about 5 incredible ones. Cut them a break, there's a science to it

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@KenDaFalconer @JoshChavis65 @chrisfaulkner Im stoked too, but we need to be careful rallying with japan and Germany so quickly

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@evilgilby inshallah

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@jakebrodes Also Jackass isn't there because they're happily doing every pride parade in the country