emily j lindsay

I'm alright, I guess. And you?

[emily j lindsay @elseventy3]

@SJYeocero Have you met me? I rue all the time.

[emily j lindsay @elseventy3]

@paulkrugman @michaelianblack Maybe he has a video of Trump being kind to a fat woman.

[Astead @AsteadWH]

OMG someone overlayed that ridiculous Dodge/MLK ad with what King actually said about capitalism and car commercials

[emily j lindsay @elseventy3]

@StephenAtHome He clearly wants recipes, he's just too manly to ask. Help him out, guys.

[Mötley Möog 🐀🐁🐀🐁 @glowypanda]

Just saw a woman walking a tiny dog, then realised it was a pigeon & thought oo a woman walking a pigeon but it was just a woman and a pigeon, they didn't know each other

[emily j lindsay @elseventy3]

It's been 7 years and I still think twitter is something I'll "get into someday."

[emily j lindsay @elseventy3]

Kellyanne Conway saw her shadow, guys. 4 more years of winter.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Proud of @HamiltonMusical. Proud of @BrandonVDixon, for leading with love.
And proud to remind you that ALL are welcome at the theater.

[emily j lindsay @elseventy3]

@msaudge they're not even looking at it. I think that one guy is trying to talk it into a blow job.

[emily j lindsay @elseventy3]

@msaudge I know!! There are some cheap inflatable ones, but fuck that noise. Maybe when we're in our 60s or something. #retirementgoals

[emily j lindsay @elseventy3]

@msaudge fucking no one is playing with this dinosaur though.

[emily j lindsay @elseventy3]

@msaudge @dreabling "the children play with the T-Rex dinosaur. They are very happy."

[emily j lindsay @elseventy3]

I tweeted 200 times in like 6 years which is more than I can say about your mom, probably.

[emily j lindsay @elseventy3]

@msaudge @dreabling @kkab I was pricing them online the other nite to see if I could get you one for your birthday. Spoiler alert: nope.

[emily j lindsay @elseventy3]

I'm trying to think of a respectable excuse for watching Trump's speech but I ate a raw zucchini for dinner so who gives a shit.

[emily j lindsay @elseventy3]

@ProfFluffyPants you're getting closer...

[moonwolf 3 @malt_skull]

me: [flashlight under chin] they say a witch cursed this house 100 years ago today!
[100 years ago]
witch: fuck this house

[emily j lindsay @elseventy3]

@ProfFluffyPants I think they get fun again around 60? Just a guess.

[emily j lindsay @elseventy3]

@ProfFluffyPants True, but pretty much every drinking game is depressing after age 25.