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I find this cheese to be unnecessary. Pit bulls hate sushi, they love broccoli.

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*dissociating while my client is on the table*
did I finish Handmaids Tale??

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does your period start on the Blood Moon or are you just not really that witchy tho

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wanted a sweet treat so im having 9 diff gummy vitamins and a white claw

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@FetchingFox what about those of us just heading to bed at that hour 😏

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it’s just me and my sick ass hair against the world

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fuck it im gonna gold leaf the ceiling at the new spa

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@BumblebeeahTuna it’s Nick, actually - Ozark

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if you never finish the last 1/2 season of a dope show, postpone it indefinitely, then it’s Schrödinger’s show

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‘ugh he’s still two arroyos away 😠’
@dolly__fartin tracking Emilio the @dominos delivery dude

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jah bless my ability to recognize people no matter what

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trolling my bb’s insta w/stories sayin idk who David Lynch is and then logging off for 3hrs

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@BumblebeeahTuna @timeimmemorial_ RIP TO THE FALLEN

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never turn your back on the river

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the scented Garfield cok ring is all over my Instagram algorithm, but with ZERO links to buy like what are we even doing here man

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can’t believe im gonna puke lobster later

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please, GODT let me die of potato skin poison so I don’t have to have these tedious arguments anymore

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@BumblebeeahTuna I got blasted instead

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OD’d on zinc like a fucken DORK 🤮

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wanting to roast every kid at this elementary school music recital 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

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sorry that the UHC gunman is a solid hottie