Albert

Just another knuckle dragger who has to learn the hard way. Jumped into condo dev, storage, MH dev, & now land ent. Break out the tweed and crank up the creed!

[Albert @ElsewhereCRE]

Real recognizes real play boi

[Albert @ElsewhereCRE]

@resetbasis My-llama likes you

[Albert @ElsewhereCRE]

@vrexec Been around but certainly not a globe trotter by comparison, Munich and Bergen are only two cities where it was easy to imagine living there

[Albert @ElsewhereCRE]

@robbiehendricks @DallasAptGP Agree; however, playing devils advocate, which decision made repeatedly across time keeps you alive?

The future is much less certain than we allow ourselves to believe. Confidence bias is so strong it’s difficult to acknowledge in yourself

[Albert @ElsewhereCRE]

@moseskagan @BarryRoland19 Think retail is also a particularly fickle slice of CRE

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@blueprintsmb22 Who needs a job when you have The Zohran. Mon, job me.

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@DadisFIRE @dougboneparth Just as the prophecy foretold, you can know you are right because there are no follow up questions

[Albert @ElsewhereCRE]

@dickclucas Conspiracy theory:

Zohran was breastfeed well into puberty, and his time in office will serve as a cautionary tale for new moms. Breastfeed responsibly or suffer the wrath of the Zohran.

[Albert @ElsewhereCRE]

@Molson_Hart @TimelessMartian Great call

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@financeguy725 Legendary gif

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@moseskagan @ValueHao

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@colecubelic Someone behind you gets seasick and pukes on you

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@PerrySolem Bottoms, then Dickens.. what this city needs, is Nipples. Real. Hard. Nipples.

[Albert @ElsewhereCRE]

@bowtiedgerman @mark_collins09 It’s as first principles as it is a means to losing visceral fat

[Albert @ElsewhereCRE]

@blueprintsmb22 If any of yall are trying to dial up truly diabolical farts, the kinds of farts you can smell in the seat cushion the day after tomorrow, then eat a can of black beans straight out if the can on a regular basis

[Albert @ElsewhereCRE]

@the_P_God You barbaric bathtub brewing son of bitch

[Albert @ElsewhereCRE]

So stupid how people extrapolate the things that insanely gifted people do.. as if his diet is driving these results 🤦‍♂️

Ocho Cinco eats fast food 24/7.

Some people are born, come out of the box better than any diet or training regiment you can imagine / stick to

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

The best striker on the planet eats like a Norwegian farmer from 1850, and the British tabloids called it "cannibalistic."

Erling Haaland, the six foot four machine breaking every scoring record in sight, has let the world see his plate, and it reads like a carnivore forum brought to life. He buys beef heart and liver from the butcher and eats them by choice. Fatty steaks, the fattier the better, by his own account. Sea bass, salmon, mackerel. Eggs on sourdough. Raw honey. And his self-described "magic potion," raw milk, which he drinks straight, stirs into his coffee and blends with greens to carry to training.

The sourcing is the entire philosophy. Holding up the organs in his documentary, he said most people will not touch them, but he cares about his body and about eating quality local food. Then the line that belongs on a barn door: people say meat is bad, but which meat? The stuff from McDonald's, or the local cow eating grass right over there?

Look at what is missing just as hard. No seed oils. No fizzy drinks. No alcohol. No ultra-processed anything. He filters his water and chases the morning sun. The man treats a packet of crisps the way most people treat a syringe.

Now the honest footnotes, because the internet lost its mind. The famous 6,000-calorie figure is one he flatly waves away, saying he does not count. His dad's lasagne is a sacred pre-match ritual, he makes brisket tacos in the slow cooker, and his actual favourite food is a kebab pizza he allows himself about once a year.

Strip away the cryo chamber and the mouth tape and the part underneath is almost insultingly simple. Whole food, mostly animal, sourced with care, nothing from a factory. The most lethal finisher in football runs on the exact diet the official guidance spent fifty years telling you to fear.

[Albert @ElsewhereCRE]

@realkellye @ExpertBrad @ChrisTayeh @fortworthchris There’s a time and place.. maybe not the place for this kind of color

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@dougboneparth Just keep drinking until you can watch 3D movies without the glasses

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@MosesSternstein “Selling too soon” these are likely the inexperienced respondents