el tapo

Too autistic to make friends, too retarded to make money, serial lurker, occasional reply guy, digester of the slop

[el tapo @eltapoloco]

@heart_ No Chryslering in the casino

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@0xbags How that second hand hits once it passes 7:59:59 pm

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Post Olympics employment proved tough for the Aussie breakdancer

[UFO mania @maniaUFO]

CERN Meeting - Belgium Keep calm folks, everything is normal..😳😬

[el tapo @eltapoloco]

Breaking - current pope protecting more child molesters

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: Pope Leo XIV calls for Europe to increase efforts to protect and integrate migrants.

[el tapo @eltapoloco]

@kingbtc Sounds a bit Pearl harbour in there eh?
Nasty nip in the air…

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@whalecalls Some kind of nomad I guess?

[el tapo @eltapoloco]

All time Banger

[Dyerbolical Horror (☥𝐃𝐁) @DyerbolicalDB]

Happy release day to Big Trouble in Little China (1986)🐉

This film is pure concentrated joy. Wild action, killer one-liners, John Carpenter’s perfect vibe, and Kurt Russell absolutely owning every second as Jack Burton.

Any fans?

[el tapo @eltapoloco]

@CR1337 @AgoraCards Thanks will check it out due to bullshit new laws affecting my country 🤙

[Dead Wrong History @deadwronghist]

Mitch Hedberg, 29 years old, on his Letterman debut March 7, 1997, eight years before he died of a speedball overdose at 37. On flyers, gift certificates, turkeys, Pringles, tennis, and being strangled all day by a weak guy in a turtleneck.

[el tapo @eltapoloco]

@0xbags Can you grow blackberries over there? Another gift that keeps on giving

[el tapo @eltapoloco]

Fucking cool sound

[sᥕᥱᥱ𝗍 𝗍һіᥒg❤️‍🔥(𝙰𝚜𝚒𝚊) @55SweetThing]

This 1679 “Sabionari” Stradivarius is the only playable guitar by Antonio Stradivari left in this world.🤗

So take just a moment to hear a sound that’s well over 300 years old!👇❤️‍🔥

[el tapo @eltapoloco]

Ah man… fuck

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@b0newalljackson yeah nah farken roighto yeah spose so aye

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And we’ve just had an outbreak in Australia apparently… interesting

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: FBI announces two NIH researchers have been charged with conspiring to smuggle monkeypox into the United States.

[el tapo @eltapoloco]

@CryptoParadyme We call that - Friday morning in west oz

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*heavy silence across the table*
“Says here ya like me daughters vadge biome…”

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

I’m meeting Kate’s parents for the first time.

Do you think they’ll like me?

I’m flying 17 hrs. She’s from Australia and international travel increases aging. But I really love her so it’s worth the cost.

[el tapo @eltapoloco]

@boldleonidas Sadly there was no room for Judo horse
(I know it’s BJJ but you get the point)

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@knveth Yo, uh….hmmm

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@bitcoinpanda69 Mouth for War - Pantera
In fact the whole album “vulgar display of power” is one of the most complete workout albums any man could ask for.
This is known.