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mutya buena defender

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Don’t want to give the Victorian doctors too much credit but I just went to the seaside and it lowkey did cure my ill humors

[ray.🦋 @mosthatedray_]

me in the club bringing my girls they drinks

[joshua @jjoshuwer]

Andy Burnham having a play around with the emergency alert systems

[joe @joemcry]

THAT ALARM???

[Cameron Bradbury 카메론 @CamJBradbury]

My phone for no reason whatsoever:

[Doom @doomglitch666]

the cat about to be sick on the rug :

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

POV you are an escort trying to leave Boy George’s flat

[James @jamesbrinn_]

my favourite thing that’s ever happened is happening over on TikTok

[Terrell 🇯🇲 @offblackterrell]

Went to M&S and didn’t buy cookies

[Jimmy Mac @JimNaggers]

Didn't know sitting on a wall was a crime

[J@m£$! @pokerwithaj]

Me with Bella Goth

[noah @i_n0ahguy]

this left me speechless

[Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern @DylanDern]

ohhh congrats on your Gay Guy relationship (which I’m super cool with btw)! Which one of you is Miss Piggy and which one of you is the Kermit

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

I know they underperformed the most optimistic expectations, but making them land in Birmingham seems excessively cruel, more appropriate for a Group Stage exit

[Eric Koch @EricDKoch]

Is he about to be forced to resign as the prime minister of the UK?

[MONOPOLY PHONIC® (DONK) @MonopolyPhonic]

Andy Burnham has revealed that Number 10 North will be situated in Ancoats Urban Exchange, replacing the Go Outdoors. “People only go in to return their ASOS parcels,” he laughed.

Edith from the gay cruising ALDI next-door has been announced as chancellor.

[S1dTR0tt3r147 @S1dTR0tt3r147]

It's impossible to overheat on Elizabeth Line trains, the AC is SO good. A fitting tribute to a woman that produced a sweatless child 😍

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

Me at the Lacey Turner book signing