Jeremy Nicoll

Developer, photographer, philosopher. In search of the next great pun.

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@RepSpartz This is more than two sentences. You're confusing the barely literate on Twitter.

Let me help:

Massie had nothing to do with this.

Ms. West had a temporary position and has harassed the office to the point where settlement has been considered.

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@teodorio Magnesium bisglycinate, zinc, D2, and vitamin C that isn't just straight citric acid. Fermented grasses and algea B12 supplements.

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@lauriewired Field? Who is SSH ing using a GUI? :)

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@jasongorman Usually the check story is a straight up lie.

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@trashh_dev His comment is over the top but he has a point. Before you remove a fence you ask why it's there. People keep "inventing" old technologies but they leave out important parts. A lot of NoSQL solutions eventually evolved to adopt features of SQL databases, for example.

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@ThePrimeagen In mocking data I try to randomize as much as possible. In mocking services I prefer a VCR-like library that records real responses and update them periodically.

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@lemire All their web/cross platform stuff is painful to use. :(

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@mjolley22 Why would you act like a normal person? Have you seen how they act??

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@shanselman You misspelled Go.

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@jacobmparis Pretty much when I learned about DI. :D

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@mert I avoided caffeine for most of my life and recently started with green tea and a mushroom infused coffee in small amounts. I've never felt better.

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@AdamRackis I have been developing websites since before jQuery was invented. I was happy with Svelte but SvelteKit feels like a step backwards. The JS ecosystem is fragmented and more effort seems to be put into making shiny new things rather than stability and ergonomics.

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@d_feldman Now costs are so high that insurance for my family costs as much as a mortgage. It seems like we just pushed the problem elsewhere.

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@DanielW_Kiwi @fredine I've never found a good way around having a database server in the pipeline.

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@TheGingerBill Most developers I've encountered can't even write regex, much less understand tokenization.

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@bijousdad @PatrickFIanagan It's longer for outsourced.

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@nullvoxpopuli @htmx_org Bad managers tend to blame good QA processes for why they can't deliver. Good software processes aren't that slow either.

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The two major disasters of last week could have been avoided with some basic resiliency processes.

1. Smoke testing of all updates before deploy (Crowdstrike, both sender/receiver)
2. Multi-region cloud deployments (Azure location outage)

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Please stop sacrificing to QA to save a buck. Please.

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@1Marc I've been thinking the same thing for the past year, and it seems to be getting worse by the week.