Elu

Does that mean we're not getting pizza?

[Elu @elujuh]

@____r_j only god tier nut is the almond

[Elu @elujuh]

@____r_j bro there are countless nuts worse than pistachios. walnuts and pecans among them

[Elu @elujuh]

I should update my instagram bio to LA/OC because I occasionally visit my parents in OC on the weekends. Don’t think LA/OC can be read any other way

[Elu @elujuh]

@eddie_rios_ ahhh good I’ll add bucatini. It’s definitely unique enough to stand on its own

[Elu @elujuh]

Came up with a final list of pasta varieties for my tier list

[Elu @elujuh]

When I get home i’m gunna make a pasta shape tier list.

I’ll start here by giving my favorite - pappardelle and least favorite - angel hair

I want your opinions pls reply

[Elu @elujuh]

@relatableharris nice you can take me to see Hamilton next time

[Elu @elujuh]

@land_of_cort it called cute aggression prob also why we have a desire to squeeze cute things

[Elu @elujuh]

@_inVINCEYble it’s tru just sounds funny

[Elu @elujuh]

@_inVINCEYble sports balls

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

Trump talking about his favorite Bible verse is absolutely the best comedy on the planet. You could spend your life trying to find a funnier bit and you’d die a failure. https://t.co/C2XBltunkD

[Elu @elujuh]

@dangrills indiana

[Ace Watkins @GamerPres_2024]

Politics is so corrupt and greedy they should call it Washington DLC.

[Elu @elujuh]

@SmmrFx i’m obsessed with “yooh”

[Jillian Karger @JillianKarger]

spider-man: weird your rug looks just like a giant piece of paper

me: [sneaking up behind him with enormous cup] that 𝑖𝑠 weird

[Elu @elujuh]

@DeSmithRyan927 I like them too! Just saying whoever decided to make Chel and Mrs. Incredible thiccc as hell was clearly horny!!

[Elu @elujuh]

The Road to El Dorado is without a doubt the horniest kid’s movie. Incredibles 2 takes second place

[Elu @elujuh]

@StevenAirbrush really holds up