elvonkym

[Marathon Fusion @MarathonFusion]

Last month, we demonstrated high-rate alchemy: turning mercury into real, stable gold, beating CERN’s record by a factor of 10.

Last week, we enriched isotopes in the world’s most powerful plasma centrifuge, beating the Soviet record that stood for 40 years.

Now, we’re building a fusion reactor in San Francisco to achieve record power density.

[Stakabadhi @gufydox]

Si mpendane tu huku nje. Mnunulie maua. Pelekaneni on cute dates. Communicate intentionally. Fanyeni tabia mbaya seriously. Apologise. Itaneni malenge na big head. Finish her plate. Buy him a football jersey. Andikianeni mabarua.

Small small things.

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

Everything is urgent in corporate until you ask for approval. 😂

[Marcus Olang' @marcusolang]

The question mark may as well have arrived after the second word and this would still be a complete post.

[𓆩friday𓆪 👩‍💻 @datawizz_]

I would also smell nice if I held tits the whole day

[elvonkym @elvonkym]

That PSG team has to be illegal. 4 goals against Barcelona!

[emo transsexual façade @no1quippyfan]

nipples showing thru the shirt has got to be the greatest thing invented since bush

[メ @BjaySwag]

i think the mass extinction of the dinosaurs is the highest recorded ratio of birds killed with one stone.

[𝚓𝚘𝚎𝚢 @cullmejoey]

Bitches be thinking we stupid like we don’t notice when they start talking to a new nigga.
We can feel the energy y’all aren’t good at that

[common foid @commonfoid]

i want my pussy eaten like a mango over the sink

[𖣂 @mannyyszn]

Bitches don’t heal they just jump in the bed with the next mf

[Romi @Romi_Edevbe]

We eat ass, we’ll be fine.

[Ｈ ｅ ｒ ｏ @ReLLoO]

Women will tell on themselves 100% of the time, just listen

[𖣂 @mannyyszn]

girls be like “he’s just a friend” and it’s a guy she already fucked

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Just logged into the dark web (Microsoft Teams).

[ATWOLI™ @Atworih]

Saa hii singooo mothers wamejipost socials wakijiita shujaa juu ya kuraise watoto wao

[𝖎 @ir0nic_]

when someone hates me and i lowk get where they’re coming from

[Kipling @sergeantkipling]

Explaining to my wife that I’m a still a stone cold incel at heart while playing with our five year old daughter

[Austin @IamAroke]

Pagination is one of those things that looks simple until you have to do it right.