tom

very rational

[Mike Stanley @mikestan87]

He's out Januzaj'd Januzaj in record time

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

Mr Burns finding out about his cube

[vico 🐦‍⬛ VOTA 13 ⭐️ @mybravefaces]

paul got married and made RAM keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth

[M🍥 @Mo_utdred]

If they investigated us they will give us additional points.

[United We Stand @UWSmag]

First draft of the next United We Stand cover.
Out v Spurs.
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[Joe @j0emcelr0y]

Your getting your premiums raised by the tigers

[Jon @EnolaJon]

Honestly, this place has been incredible the last few days

[Callum🗿 @CaliJ98]

Imagine dropping a pickup line that honking that you get fined 5k Hahaahaha

[Louie 🇱🇧 @UTD_Louie]

Manchester United have won 2 Champions Leagues, 3 league titles and an FA Cup this international break.

The greatest club, there is simply no debate.

[Charlie @StyledApe]

A straight alpha like me only watches Drag Race for the hot girls that show up once all those gay guys finally leave

[tom @ElWeirdoBeardo]

Wishing the Wordle folk a very fuck you

[deffonottom @Altymcaltalt3]

You won’t see anywhere near as much conversation about this as you did the triple lock- despite both being proposals post the next election

People simply do not care about the young

[christoph @Halalcoholism]

Fascinating stuff

[Lives Foot @livesfoot]

🇹🇷🇵🇸 𝗞𝗢𝗡𝗬𝗔𝗦𝗣𝗢𝗥 - 𝗣𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗘 𝗦’𝗔𝗥𝗥Ê𝗧𝗘 À 𝟴𝟵𝗠𝗜𝗡 𝟱𝟵 ! 🕊️

Le match amical a été symboliquement arrêté une seconde avant la fin du temps réglementaire.

🗣️ « Le match est suspendu jusqu’à ce que la Palestine soit libre… » 🇵🇸❤️

[Tom @Tommy_1972]

Pep Guardiola has just turned up at the Etihad with a fishing rod, a cooked chicken and three cans of San Miguel

[Uncle Benzo (Reborn) @SobrietyField]

My biggest tell in poker is hitting the six seven when being dealt a six / seven

[Tobi @_Tobolos_]

Guys actually want the PL to simply be a “who has the biggest sugar daddy” competition

And somehow think that would make the league more egalitarian

[Scotty Tridge @TridgeTV]

The photo was from an Employee of the Month frame order online.

They just didn't give a fuck. They did it in front of everyone's faces and thought there would be no repercussions

[Dan @BigMeatie]

At least the Glazers can hand on heart say they never put a single penny of their own money into Man Utd...