🍒💋 mars bar *:･ﾟ✧

DON'T BE MAD THAT I FUCKED YA DAD
11/16/16💗

[🍒💋 mars bar *:･ﾟ✧ @elwesapleasure]

one time Cary Elwes simultaneously acknowledged and completed my existence

[kirs ◡̈ ☆ @kirsmu]

me getting ready for work

[jeremy poxon @JeremyPoxon]

had no idea that this is what the colours on the pride flag represent

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Week of 6/10 in Taurus: If you watch the entrance to the forest very closely you will miss what happens in every clearing. Try to walk towards a new horizon. It’s purple and beating and absolutely spectacular.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

1st date

Taurus 1: I live just around the corner. I always come here, this has been my spot for 27 years.
Taurus 2: I know we’re neighbors. I’ve been trying to say hi to you for 17 years.

[🍒💋 mars bar *:･ﾟ✧ @elwesapleasure]

are you ever so vehemently attracted to someone that your teeth get sensitive

[Christina 𓆩♡𓆪 @spanishcvndy]

Why do y’all care so much if other girls wear makeup all the time Jesus Christ...also your brows are filled in with makeup and I can see the concealer you used to clean them up too https://t.co/XnlfyqUWlW

[kai @plantblogger]

me working on my own projects vs. me helping my friends with theirs

[🍒💋 mars bar *:･ﾟ✧ @elwesapleasure]

@hansoleaux https://t.co/PfxAoGLmms

[brooke @Brookioh]

Texans know whats up 😋

[Star Wars Hot Takes @StarWarsHotTake]

Leia’s Metal Bikini Was *SO* Annoying -- So Enough Already

[Sam Adams @SamuelAAdams]

like a Wanted poster or https://t.co/HBeanRGrg2

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Week of 6/3 in Taurus: When you are very young everything really is still magical because it’s new. Then when time moves on it becomes nostalgic which you hold on to like a trap. Are you trapped in the newness or the fact that it’s gone? Only you can decide.

[Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente]

I mean, sex is all right but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else's fault even though it really, really looked like it was yours?

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

*accidentally leaving the house without headphones* oH NO NOW PEOPLE CAN SEE ME

[mo @chuuew]

DAD: [grabs chest] Quick! Call me an ambulance.
ME: [hesitantly] You're... an ambulance.
DAD: I'm- I'm so proud of you, son [dies]

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Week of 5/27 in Taurus: Whatever ignited your deepest fears must be put out immediately. All that surrounds you in your current situation is gentle and easing you into a sort of new future-past. Whatever brings you light is not necessarily good but it’s still necessary.

[gab @kenobitrinity]

from this to this
in less than 12 parsecs