Congrats to @NASA for successfully launching four astronauts into space at 17,500 miles per hour on their journey to the moon.
Coincidentally, this is the same speed y'all seem to go on I-40.
PRESIDENT TRUMP ON WHO SHOULD BECOME IRAN'S NEW LEADER:
"Well, most of the people we had in mind are dead...we had some in mind from that group that is dead. Now we have another group. They may be dead also based on reports."
'CRAZY BIRDS': Wild turkeys were caught on camera chasing a UPS driver as he made deliveries in Branford, Connecticut, forcing him to run for cover in his truck.
@OurSf49ers Actually I think we are good at HC/GM. We need WR/OL/TE - and a new practice facility. And some players need to retire. Need some new blood.