Elysse, MPH

Overly educated girlie who loves dumb TV

[Elysse, MPH @elysse_renee]

If I'm ever killed by gun violence, do not send prayers. I want people to take turns sitting outside my representatives office until something changes #BoulderColorado

[Elysse, MPH @elysse_renee]

Me 2 yrs ago: why does everyone talk about their body falling apart when they turn thirty, it can’t be that extreme 🤡🤡
Me at 30 and 2 months: I massaged my ankle bc it hurt and now it hurts bc I massaged it ☠️

[Elysse, MPH @elysse_renee]

My ADHD makes me listen to my audiobooks at 1.7 speed. @iliza you talk so fast I had to slow it down 😂

[Elysse, MPH @elysse_renee]

@Tinder real unimpressed by @JasonKelce’s vibe in Buffalo

[Elysse, MPH @elysse_renee]

People fight with me when I say public health is political. But I don’t mean political as in partisan. Every single thing we do is political. People get shot going to the grocery store. Public health would exist without politics, but that’s not reality. https://t.co/PvPmpAF7Lp

[Elysse, MPH @elysse_renee]

@ThrowbackTaylor SHES FUCKED IN THE HEAD

[Elysse, MPH @elysse_renee]

The @thecoconutcult graveyard

[❤️‍🔥 Taylor Swift Tour Updates @TS13ontour]

remember when you hit the brakes too soon

[Malala Yousafzai @Malala]

This Barbie has a Nobel Prize 💖 He’s just Ken

[Elysse, MPH @elysse_renee]

Wow I came to Twitter for the #Swiftie drama and I forgot how shitty everyone’s opinions are

[Elysse, MPH @elysse_renee]

Icymi, earlier this week they said Swifties would not be able to bring friendship bracelets to the tour. The swifties bullied them so bad they reversed their policy

[Levi's® Stadium @LevisStadium]

Friendship bracelets will be permitted at Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour concerts at Levi’s Stadium. We are enchanted to see you one week from today.

#SantaClaraTSTheErasTour

[Elysse, MPH @elysse_renee]

@LevisStadium The swifties can do anything

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

The real villain of season 4 #LoveIsBlindLIVE

[Elysse, MPH @elysse_renee]

Obviously the #LoveIsBlind thing was annoying, but that means I get it AND new #90dayfiancetheotherway tomorrow, so I’ll live 🤗

[Elysse, MPH @elysse_renee]

After watching Loren and Alexi this week it's clear to me her parents are trumpers

[Cinnabon @Cinnabon]

hbd to the woman, the myth, the legend @taylorswift13

[Elysse, MPH @elysse_renee]

@Starbucks this is so stupid .... If you don't want to give out prizes then don't give out game plays

[Elysse, MPH @elysse_renee]

Today i have seen 2000+ people ahead of you four different times. Ticketmaster seriously?

[Elysse, MPH @elysse_renee]

@TMFanSupport IT WAS MY TURN AND I GOT A 501 ERROR THEN IT KICKED ME OUT

[Elysse, MPH @elysse_renee]

@hulu you do not need to serve me #planb ads. I'm VERY well versed in the product. Thank you 💗💕