Kell von Carstein 🐙

Tea addict, professional nerd, GW IP Custodian, recognised pogonophile, and Jewel. All thoughts, misguided or otherwise, are my own

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@ArtSteventon Love the t-shirt!

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@whatacutesnoot Your hair looks so lovely!

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@JBoneDS Chris and Paulie in that wood was just genius, one of the best things ever put on TV!

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@BGBrainKatie Omg that's so cute! Where did you get your outfit from??

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@BGBrainKatie Fuck yeah! That's amazing!

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@parrotttd I'm so sorry, I can't imagine how horrible this must be for you.

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@Noll_UK Thank you! I'm officially no longer in my 20's 😭

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I've had such an amazing birthday today, thank you so much to everyone who made it so perfect! Just to show how lucky I am, here are the two masterpieces my niece and nephew painted for me

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@krystalgemma Ooh rose gold would look AMAZING!

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@dave_the_dr Oh wow! Good luck!

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@parrotttd @EidolaObscura Me too!

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@bambilegsmeg Does that mean your hair is the colour of magic? Have you dyed your hair octarine??

[Kell von Carstein 🐙 @elythaele]

@bambilegsmeg So what you're saying is you made the colour with magic?

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@bambilegsmeg That pink really suits you! It looks amazing!

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@vividardent I miss you all so much!

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@BGBrainKatie @drmartens Those are amazing! Very much deserved, too 🖤

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@Hulk__Harvey Is that not what you're meant to do with a sarong?

[Kell von Carstein 🐙 @elythaele]

@SteffanPowell @IrregularDave The guy she tells you not to worry about.

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@pegastyx I am! How did you know??

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@needycatgames Ha! Bravo!

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