ElzaSmit

self isolation striver and puppy friend.

[ElzaSmit @elzasmit]

@Boity @maserati Levante Trofeo. #V8

[ElzaSmit @elzasmit]

Watching @TheBlock and realising our bricks and mortar South African houses are pretty darn decent.

Those walls made of board warp when wet, how even? #proudlysouthafrican

[ElzaSmit @elzasmit]

Hi @Discovery_SA phoning me 19 times in 3 days is really not going to get me over the line to open a bank account with you. Could you stop please?

(Shout out to Truecaller!)

[ElzaSmit @elzasmit]

Looking forward to December holiday in Plett 😐

[The Bruce @RobRay_ZA]

After more than 40 years of acting, Tom Selleck is finally in the running for an Oscar. #NicWhite #AUSvRSA

[ElzaSmit @elzasmit]

Can we start a petition for chefs hosting programs NOT to eat and “Hmmmm yummm” their own food?

[ElzaSmit @elzasmit]

Accident left lane @TrafficSA

[ElzaSmit @elzasmit]

@TrafficSA Heavy traffic on N1 before Allandale heading towards Pretoria. Looks like the highways is diverted into 1 lane, seeing orange lights and a big truck standing in the left lane.

[ElzaSmit @elzasmit]

Guys if you love your life please don't ever try and deal with @supersonicfibre they will literally just ruin your vibe.

I can't believe they are still in business, I can't believe they are linked to @MTNza - absolutely terrible service.

[ElzaSmit @elzasmit]

Is @5FM a campus radio station now?

[ElzaSmit @elzasmit]

@TrafficSA Confirmed law enforcement. Merge the whole highway into 1 for “visible policing” and causing over an hour delay. Pathetic! @N3Route

[ElzaSmit @elzasmit]

@N3Route Your call centre just put the phone down in my ear. You also confirmed earlier on another tweet that it is law enforcement activities. Please can they open up the highway?

[ElzaSmit @elzasmit]

@TrafficSA Roadblock on Easter weekend, how ridiculous!? Traffic is not moving at all.

[ElzaSmit @elzasmit]

@N3Route you are contradicting yourself!

This is ridiculous, a roadblock on the highway on Easter weekend. People have kids and animals in their cars and need to get home!

[N3 Toll Concession @N3Route]

@mcrownboy Hi Tshepang. Slow moving traffic is due to the law enforcement taking place. Please share the road responsibly. #ArriveAlive

[ElzaSmit @elzasmit]

@N3Route Not according to Waze. We are in a 6km long pile up, the reason reported is cops at the weigh bridge. The whole N3 is standing still - please assist.

[ElzaSmit @elzasmit]

P.s. I watched 5 minutes of Legacy tonight and the voice-over edit was terrible.
Why isn’t #DAM @ShowmaxOnline promoted as much a Legacy. Much better production for sure! #LocalPride

[ElzaSmit @elzasmit]

Can’t. Stop. Watching. DAM on @ShowmaxOnline 🙀 #brilliant

[ElzaSmit @elzasmit]

#peerpressure the woman next to me in food lovers literally stockpiled 6 of these in her cart like she was in a 30-second free trolley dash.

I had to take one to try it.. 🍝
Will send verdict

[Reuters @Reuters]

An Italian farmer could not believe his eyes when one of his eight dogs gave birth to a green-furred puppy. The tiny dog named Pistachio was part of a five-dog litter born on Oct. 9, all with white fur, the same color as their mixed breed mum - except him https://t.co/ZGZxIRxRxS