Lisandro Zamora Jr

Husband, father, Cowboys/Spurs fan, Rice Owl, software dude living in Austin, TX. Opinions and funny jokes are my own. Unfunny jokes I heard from someone else.

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

why is there never an outbreak of something nice

[Lisandro Zamora Jr @elzeedude]

Yes, this Urgent Care waiting room is in fact playing "Afternoon Delight". 😐😭

[Jayson Tatum @jaytatum0]

Not looking to good for the Celtics right now

[Jill Tucker @jilltucker]

If you ever doubt how magical this world is, one day you will decide to go to a World Cup watch party in Oakland that you found online to root for a country where you spent two years trying to coax English out of the mouths of Cape Verdean teenagers. 1/7

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

Proud of this team. GSG.

[Manu Ginobili @manuginobili]

Anything going on in San Antonio, tonight, folks? I was bored and wanted something to do... (It worked last time so here it goes again 😉)

[Nike Basketball @nikebasketball]

Greetings, @NBA Finals.

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

mind your own fucking business

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

STEEEEEPH 😳

📺@NBAonNBC

[Nick Anderson/Political Cartoonist @Nick_Anderson_]

Raising the Flag
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[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

surely this + lack of fertilizer will be no big deal

[Lisandro Zamora Jr @elzeedude]

Everyone knows you can't say "8647" on social media. OH SHIT! I said "8647"! SHIT now I've said "8647" twice!! THREE TIMES!!! 😬🙄

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Ex-FBI director James Comey indicted by DOJ over 2025 online post officials say was a threat against President Trump, AP source says. https://t.co/rpPyn6xg7j

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Owls have large eyes and feathery ridges that when combined often make them look as if they’re questioning all your life choices.

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

Our Sixth Man 📸

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

ALIEN ACTIVITY IN THE PLAYOFFS 👽

📺 @NBAonNBC

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

This is probably the most incredible baseball photo I've ever seen.

[Lisandro Zamora Jr @elzeedude]

Jesus ain't the only thing that has risen. #gaspri

[Lisandro Zamora Jr @elzeedude]

When someone asks you for a contact to buy weed from, they are asking for a reefer-al .

[AT @primediscussion]

Came in to see wtf was going on for himself.

[Lisandro Zamora Jr @elzeedude]

Defending Defending Rylos
The Alamo from Xur and the
Kodan Armada
🤝
"Victory Or Death!!"