spooky tweets

adult acne victim

[spooky tweets @elzzw]

I’m somewhat high rn and this is freaking me out a lot

[Callista Gingrich @CallyGingrich]

Pleased to welcome Ambassador Barbera Thornhill, U.S. Ambassador-at-Large to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons, to the U.S. Embassy in Bern. 🇺🇸🇨🇭

[spooky tweets @elzzw]

Several ppl in my professional network have gone to OpenAI lately and I have to say the bar seems… not low but not anywhere near as high as I thought. I guess I’ll go work there too and see what the fuss is about

[spooky tweets @elzzw]

Years ago I was at a bar and these younger guys were talking to my friend and one of them was like, “hey do you guys remember 9/11 CUZ I DON’T” and that’s the only 9/11 story I’ll be sharing today

[Delicious Tacos @Delicious_Tacos]

I resigned from Anthropic today. I joined to work on cutting edge frontier research and help mitigate an existential risk to humanity. I showed up and the office is in a mall and it's full of like women's hats and candles.

[spooky tweets @elzzw]

I’m just a guy but imo the most likely scenario with AI is that it ruins my life rather than just getting it over with and killing me. In case this is comforting to anyone seeing this

[spooky tweets @elzzw]

🔎🔎🔎 want to know more about my very blonde white coworker that uses skin-tone-4 emojis in slack

[spooky tweets @elzzw]

AOC is just doing the thing the Kardashians do where she posts about working out and her health and stuff to cover for weight loss peptide usage. Which is a quality I want in a presidential candidate as it turns out

[spooky tweets @elzzw]

Get this combo: Libra sun, wigger moon, gay guy rising. Incredible

[spooky tweets @elzzw]

So lucky to have multiple people in my life that will happily go to solidcore with me when I ask

[spooky tweets @elzzw]

I spent the last year getting hot and my only takeaway is that being hot is a class privilege

[spooky tweets @elzzw]

If it’s not skirt or athleisure I don’t want it

[spooky tweets @elzzw]

The universe keeps giving me these signs to take rly big swings with my career and my counterpoint is what if I’m lazy and don’t feel like it

[hey “it iz” mae 🇵🇸 @hey_itz_mae]

@tashakanxo

[spooky tweets @elzzw]

This reply section lol… that’s right, a single person making $75k more a year than u is the enemy, no one else. Case closed

[JJ @grlfrmboston]

@LindyTasteful She’s married yall. Also very catholic. Watch her content. Mass almost everyday. And has a high paying fintech job. Yall sound hella bitter and lazy.

[spooky tweets @elzzw]

@machelrillman Yeah if you’re not being paid a lot of money to post the risks are not worth it

[spooky tweets @elzzw]

I used to be like why am I planking for an entire Ariana Grande song at 6 am and now I still do that but I also marvel at the fact that I could not have done that at all a year ago

[spooky tweets @elzzw]

Why’s she doing that

[spooky tweets @elzzw]

I will be thankful for the rest of my life that I don’t have to drive in Detroit every day

[spooky tweets @elzzw]

This dress is a recession indicator

[spooky tweets @elzzw]

The weather is SO SCARY and I’m not even high rn (3 mins later the entire area was brown)