Emily

Only a King can attract a Queen...& only a Queen can keep a King focused.

[Emily @em1lyjayne_]

When you order a £66 Levis sweatshirt from ASOS & get sent someone's 2nd hand sly return. How does this get missed by your returns and dispatch staff?! Shocking customer service experience. Expectations vs reality below...

What do you have to say @asos ???

[Emily @em1lyjayne_]

Everyone going on about their ‘last day in work before Christmas’....well I’m on my last day off before a 6 day stint over Christmas 🤭 Merry Christmas from the emergency services! 🎄

[Emily @em1lyjayne_]

I can’t bloody wait to put our Christmas tree up. First Christmas in our own home 🤶🏽🎅🏽🎄🏡❤️

[Emily @em1lyjayne_]

Can’t stop eating today, definitely taking the ‘feed a cold’ theory literally 🤤🤒🤧

[Emily @em1lyjayne_]

Wish I could go on @imacelebrity to loose a bit of weight, like imagine the extra Christmas food you could eat 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Emily @em1lyjayne_]

Can't sleep so looking at Christmas Trees...it's only 3 months to go after all!! 🎄

[Emily @em1lyjayne_]

Insomnia that bad that I get hungry before I've even gone to sleep let alone woken up for breakfast 😵

[Emily @em1lyjayne_]

Just listed 54 items of clothing on eBay. This is my third and final wardrobe clear out ready for the big day 🏡🙌🏼

[Emily @em1lyjayne_]

Finally time to get in bed, been dreaming of this moment since approximately 5:15 this morning 🙌🏼😍

[Emily @em1lyjayne_]

When the man in Costa gives you extra coffee in your drink thinking he's doing you a favour cos you're on nights but leaves you rattling 😳

[Emily @em1lyjayne_]

22 days until I move house and I haven't even began to tackle my wardrobe 👀😩

[Emily @em1lyjayne_]

Quiet Friday night in...time to catch up on MIC 💅🏼

[Emily @em1lyjayne_]

You can't beat the love you get from your dog when you return home 🐶💙

[Emily @em1lyjayne_]

Genuinely believe the spider I saw tonight, coincidentally coming out of works gym, was on steroids 👀

[Emily @em1lyjayne_]

1 month today 🏡❤️

[Emily @em1lyjayne_]

@KeyliteTweets Hello! Do you have any bank holiday discount codes? Wanting to place order 😊

[Emily @em1lyjayne_]

When you go for a nice long shower before bed and a spider tries to crawl on you from your towel 😩😩😩

[Emily @em1lyjayne_]

Can't even explain how old I felt in town last night, like when did this happen? #25goingon40

[Emily @em1lyjayne_]

@TGIFridays @anitavu1 this 😍

[Emily @em1lyjayne_]

Duvet day 🙋🏽