chu bhai

ex-ronin, seeking ἄλφα

[chu bhai @em4mario]

بركات الرب تجعل الغنية و تضيف لا حزن

[chu bhai @em4mario]

😂 me 2 weeks ago

[young werther @werther_n]

Wearing a linen shirt and it’s not aristocratic it’s wrinkly as fuck and I look like a jackass

[chu bhai @em4mario]

when last did he have any idea? literally renamed his company Meta, to chase a pipe dream.

[Markets & Mayhem @Mayhem4Markets]

Mark Zuckerberg has no idea what he's doing right now and it's kind of funny.

[KABUGO @Kabugo_]

Men need healing. Men need just one man to say “it’s okay my brother, just hold on one more day; help is on the way. I know it’s tough but I have been there”. @burale1

[chu bhai @em4mario]

@DurkioWiz 😂😂😂

[chu bhai @em4mario]

he said he did what with 4 young boys?

[Premium Times @PremiumTimesng]

https://t.co/aw7VxAN0Pc

[chu bhai @em4mario]

she thinks she looks nicer after putting that thing on her head?

[chu bhai @em4mario]

@femiadebimpe Olufemi instead of appealing to reason, outvote them so hard there that they won’t try it again.

[chu bhai @em4mario]

but he’s at capacity on getting people productive via investment in healthcare, education, and SMEs, securing people’s lives and healing/uniting the country around a common purpose, cos he’s a selfish motherfucker.
all these things can be true.

[chu bhai @em4mario]

Tinubu had the best showing at NESG, anyone who argues otherwise is biased or an idiot.

[josie elewa, unemployed @Promythious]

Over the next three weeks, I’ll be reviewing the NESG interviews of the three presidential candidates in 2023, since they are all still contesting today.

[chu bhai @em4mario]

Nigerians aren’t really agreed on what makes a good president and what the country needs.
City boy was probably the only one with the political will to push through some of the reforms he did without the country blowing up.

[chu bhai @em4mario]

have you sacked Wahab?

[Babajide Sanwo-Olu @jidesanwoolu]

Dear Lagosians,

I have directed an immediate scale-up of waste evacuation across Lagos following the recent build-up of refuse in some parts of our state.

LAWMA, LASEPA, and the Ministry of Environment are currently working around the clock. We have deployed extra trucks and personnel to clear the backlogs across all affected neighbourhoods. You should already see progress on the streets and we will not stop until our city is completely clean again.

Lagos generates over 13,000 tons of waste every single day. Managing this requires a massive effort but our determination to fix the current challenge is absolute.

As we continue this cleanup, I ask for your partnership. Please bag your waste properly and avoid dumping refuse in drainage channels or on the roads.

We are fully on top of this situation. Let us work together to keep Lagos clean and safe for everyone.

[chu bhai @em4mario]

it’s pretty obvious if you pay attention.

[Chi @Chii_dollars]

“Igbo accent” here meaning he isn’t sounding “tush” enough for the people that want him to get a comms team, this could be said for any other indigenous accent. He could be saying rubbish in an American or British accent and I promise you we won’t be seeing all these takes.

[chu bhai @em4mario]

Lagos intellectuals prefer someone like inspector Fash who’ll speak plenty English, sound polished yet get almost nothing done.

[chu bhai @em4mario]

Yuuup

[Chi @Chii_dollars]

“Igbo accent” here meaning he isn’t sounding “tush” enough for the people that want him to get a comms team, this could be said for any other indigenous accent. He could be saying rubbish in an American or British accent and I promise you we won’t be seeing all these takes.

[chu bhai @em4mario]

the worst shit ever

[ذو الندبة @SonOfJenin]

It’s a universal thing where successful dark skin males marry white/white passing women in order to have lighter children. From America to Latin America (especially Brazil) to France to the Arab world to South Asia.

[chu bhai @em4mario]

david oyelowo put his foot in his big mouth didn’t he.
what in the derogatory bs was that?
it’s so weird to profit off proximity to black American culture and still be so contemptuous of it.
ignoramus.

[chu bhai @em4mario]

ororo feel say na Saudi be this 😂

[chu bhai @em4mario]

@ogbeniseyi curious if you watched the full interview?

[chu bhai @em4mario]

always the men in suits

[Ayo-Elesho @Ayoelesho]

Men tend to simulate masculinity, and there’s really nothing masculine worth emulating in Eazi, which is why no man compares himself to him.