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@alapo_ 🤣

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@Thepentane_ I believe so, too. "Neurons fired together, wires together" or something to that effect.

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@OHOladd @Neerdu1 🤣

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@OHOladd What a flexible 😲

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@nuuman_ I could only imagine your shock when he went for your food instead of the regular "alhamdulillah" response 🤣

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@defiprincess What do you think of traindog? I think the current set-up looks like the kind of your plays, no?

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@Fadil_bawa1 The loss and mistakes are part of the game. Not giving up, learning, unlearning, relearning and the refine of all one knows is where the reward is 💪

August is your month. August is my month. August will be our month.

Cheers to the wins to come 🤝

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@Fadil_bawa1 @defiprincess this is your kind of play, no?

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@TALLSLIMBOY_07 UNILAG boys 💪

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@gwaska_dsd Chai! Come see me dey laugh like fool here like say I follow you dey there 🤣

By the way, when be the next wedding for Kebbi?

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@bodybyzedd You chisel these abs? 🤯

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@HumanV2119 How can I get here without them "Ofay or Famfay" niqqas obtaining me?

Ps: the purse can only do road!

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@__RabiyaA Because they will never escape what's inherent of their being: the desire to conquer what they perceive a challenge 💪

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@idayatjinadu_ Well, if the cold will separate the molecules and make the perfume smell good, isn't that a good thing?

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Can we PLEASE normalize men approaching women again? Like... where are all the confident, respectful, emotionally mature men? Why doesn't anybody just come talk to me anymore?

Not like the creep at the bookstore yesterday, obviously. He walked over while I was looking at a book and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice you're reading one of my favorite authors."

First of all, why was he WATCHING me?

Second? How long had he been watching me before he decided to speak? CREEPY!

Third? How did he know what book I was holding? Ladies, always be aware of your surroundings.

And then there was the guy at the grocery store who handed me a piece of paper with his phone number.
Excuse me? So you're just walking around with your phone number already written down? Looking for victims? That's not suspicious at all. Then he just left.
So now I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS. He could be ANYWHERE, totally hiding waiting to murder me because I didn't immediately add his number to my phone. Totally normal behavior.

Last week a guy held the door open for me. Why? What was his endgame? Trapping me inside the building so he could steal my kidneys to organ thieves? No thanks!

Another smiled at me while I was walking my dog. My dog. So now he knows I have a dog. Fantastic.

Honestly, dating is impossible.

Men never approach women anymore.

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@xeverade Drop your wallet instead.

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@Fadil_bawa1 But I'm really interested in knowing why he's a sell signal. I thought profit making is what every market participant is after all, no?

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@wm_web3 Where do you propose we use? I've got a tg channel that may interest you.

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@wm_web3 Oh, yes. I am.

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@YusufAsunmogejo Reminds me of a random sermon I overheard in passing some years back that remained stucked with me. The imam, I belive, explained the meaning of "oba ajoke aye, oba asake orun" as a testament of the divine justice of Allah and not a confirmation of his gender.