Emily Atherton

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Stayed at La Cantera this weekend & somehow I’m the only one who immediately thought “la cunt era” ?

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Literally what must I do to get another time slot of @sexyuniquepod at sleeping village!!!! Already sold out & I will simply pass if I don’t see my king & queen Larry & Carey @ecareyo

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@LostAttSea 2 things can be true

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@lobbyspider @bartyoswald Becky is psychic and I’m SOL

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About to get roid rage

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For those wondering why I am the way I am

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Sunday night anxiety was already kicking in and now I learn Julia fox is only 2 years older than me ???? Idk why this is giving me galaxy brain

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Realizing im an elder curmudgeon today in that I hate apple watches & the noise from leaf blowers

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@lobbyspider thats an even bigger feat

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Where do cute/cool dudes go to work from home (looking for a meet cute)

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@whitefishnets no it’s happened multiple times & no reason

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Y’all ever have that thing where one toe goes numb

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@whitefishnets me & Laura vibes (I’m nick)

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Anyone been to Sedona and have recs for a chic luxury hotel

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What’re the chances I get shin splints from walking at a quick clip

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@lobbyspider Justice for ders even tho he is that guy

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@lobbyspider LIBBY!!!!!!

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Man on bumble with the bio “I’ll never love you more than my truck” — don’t worry babe your options will def be limited

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Anyone ever made a cook book for someone? Where do I make a cute cook book online help!