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Kindness with no agenda

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Shopping for sunglasses

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I’d hang out with Hulk Hogan

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What’s stopping me from fast passing Hotel Room Service by Pitbull at the club right now?

Literally nothing

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Do you think she’ll be proud of me though

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Listen - My therapist emailed me a bread recipe in November after I told her I love baking - I never responded because ???? I don’t know - but it was really nice and I’ve felt bad about not responding ever since

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Which is unfortunate because clearly I really need her expertise

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!! Wind chill of -20 last night. Find the owners and throw them outside for a few hours

[IMPD @IMPDnews]

IMPD officers took this pup 🐶 out of the cold this morning and got her into some warmth.

Please keep your pets inside and keep a close eye on them when they are out so they can be kept safe.

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why are they always on the phone just softly giggling

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Who are uber drivers talking to for their entire shift

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peanuts

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Things that just aren’t that good:

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The zen I felt setting a 2 Week OOO

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I’d like to clarify that I am worried-dog-mom crazy, not Karen-crazy

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Just sent Pepper’s vet a multi-paragraph email with 6 photos attached

Happy 12:30 AM, I am crazy 😀

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Picture this: Matt and I are struggling to eat short rib with our chopsticks. Our pretentious waiter walks up “You got this!”

☠️☠️☠️

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A job I applied to in April 2020 just got back to me and rejected my application

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@lysmarie8349 Been there, it gets better. Love you🤍🤍

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Take your grandmother’s license away! Please!