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big hopes and memes | she/her

[em 💫 @em_castro97]

thank you @andy_muan!!

see everyone over there 🫡

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

Remembering how Debbie Reynolds tried to get rid of her son’s pet alligator, Stanley, after he bit her daughter, Carrie Fisher, but the housekeeper secretly set Stanley free in Beverly Hills and a year later they were watching the news and saw Stanley crash a celebrity golf game.

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

drugs are more expensive than skittles and milk duds so please remember that no one is putting free drugs in your kid’s Halloween candy

[Michael @yosoymichael]

Sufjan coming out by dedicating his album to his partner who died earlier this year. I am absolutely not okay. Nowhere near it.

[Victoria 🎀 @EuphoriTori]

comedy is dead

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

I wish transphobes would stop saying they’re “politically homeless.” You’re not. You’re right-wing conservatives.

Hope this helps.

[tyson brody @tysonbrody]

Don’t let the fear mongering about biden’s age fool you, he really is the millennial president: bringing your huge untrained dog to your work place and pretending everyone loves it

[Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL @PinkRangerLB]

“You’re so resilient!” Thanks! My options were that or dead

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

outdoor cats are unethical

[Haley OC @MILFWEEED]

Instead of taking pictures of strangers in public without their consent and posting them, this is what everyone should do! This is honestly so much funnier than taking a picture of someone you don’t know.

[. @abbyy_giirl]

if you are a clean person who routinely washes your bedding, couch, counters, etc., and also keep your pets clean then you shouldn’t be worried about it lmao

some of you probably shouldn’t have pets if you think it’s “nasty as hell” to let them live a comfortable life in their own home

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Kevin McCarthy's tenure as Speaker of the House. It’s the first time in history that a Speaker has been removed.

[em 💫 @em_castro97]

thank you @andy_muan!!

see everyone over there 🫡

[em 💫 @em_castro97]

anyone got a blue app invite? or is thre*ds where we’re moving now?

my “for you” page is now just heinous discourse I did not ask for and it’s rotting my brain a bit

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

🧵 Say what you will about the Narnia books, but “There was once a boy named Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he *almost* deserved it” is one of the all-time great opening lines.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

OH MY GOD

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i missed your text i realized i’m going to have to keep responding to texts for the rest of my life and i got really tired

[jackson @squashedlikebug]

i can’t say i’ve ever bird Watched but i’ve Stolen a glance or two when the moment Allowed for it