Em

“A bit uncouth” Sense of humour appreciator. Stabs people with needles and leaves pretty jewellery in them

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My daughter’s new hamster is an idiot 😂😍

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@Sir82814803 Got to earn a living somehow 😜

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When in Sheffield… 😳😂

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@Bighusky71 I work there mate 👍🏼😂

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@Vader_chops @BadCinder I’ve always been of the mindset “go big or go home” now I’m more “go small and stay home” 😂😂

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Off out to get very very merry. Think I’ve already embarrassed Santa.

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@1StevieKilner Stevieeeee! I smell like a mouldy brewage and my eyes look about 100. Paint a pretty picture don’t I! Too old for this malarkey Stevie. Hope you’re good me ole mucka xxx

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@Sir82814803 😘

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Absolutely no regard for personal space.

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@Sir82814803 I agree. He’s also an absolute lunatic 😂

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Annual Barry looking massively impressed Xmas photo 😂🎄🐶

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@Whoops_its_me Omg 🤮😂😂😂😂

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You know you’ve lost the plot when you pass your lad the dogs food bowl for his dinner and put his plate of food on the floor for the dog 🙄

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@thisandtatt He looked at me and just the look on his face was “are you taking the piss?” 😂

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@Markable Pretty sure the dog thought his luck was right in 😂

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@lindsaypuppyd 😂😂😂 Result!

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When you’re piercing a young teen, chatting with her Mum, a random playlist in the background and a song which every other word is fuck comes on and you’re halfway through the piercing so can’t do a thing about it. Yup. No more random playlists while working anymore! 😬

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@thisandtatt Right!!!! 😂

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Well, that’s enough browsing Vinted for today. 😱

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@Andy_Parmo 😂 By the looks of his eyes, I’d say no

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@hellymoo Right!! Imagine that stood in your bedroom at night!