meg

[meg @em_ee_jee]

@donnrobcorleone @50cent @jarule How is this not viral yet

[Donny Robinson @donnrobcorleone]

@50cent Ja Rule just cancelled his post white Sox game concert in the 9th inning. Is this worse or better than him being a punk fyre festival cunt? Lmk if I need to drop a poll. @jarule

[Don is Gainfully Employed @possibly_don]

New Pope was born in Chicago
Last year Bears drafted ROME Odunze in the first
Cubs have a famous rivalry with the CARDINALS
Chicago pizza is famous for boxes with ITALY on it
Pope Leo the 14th, it's been 14 since the bears won a playoff game

[Harebrained @HarebrainedInc]

Run to da Jewels today, because it’s going to be chaos tomorrow and Thursday

[Chaz Firestone @chazfirestone]

perfect

[erika @yeeeerika]

ever since i was a little girl, i knew i wanted rights

[Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia]

[exiting the voting booth with a little cup of urine] does anybody know who I give this too?

[meg @em_ee_jee]

@tetcholuvbot @MrMoJoeRising call that the Lincat lawyer

[mars ᢉ𐭩 @furinaluvbot]

“you let your cat sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court

[meg @em_ee_jee]

@sydruhroh happy birthday my girl, thank you for making sure we all had water all night I love you!

[JoeBu @MrMoJoeRising]

My mother, a Lozano, always told us about her cousin Rudy when we were growing up. Need to pay a visit and take pics/vids for the family!

[James @exhaustdata]

Saying “fergalicious” when I mean “Kafkaesque”

[Six Point Sports @SixPointSports]

Tim Anderson wasn’t happy with the Cubs fans…

“Fuck y’all” 😂

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

is your GM obsessed with the royals

[Chongo (Professional Dingus)🐀 @ChongoTweet]

Cookies represent the body of Santa while the milk represents the blood of Santa

[meg @em_ee_jee]

I don't have a 5 year plan or 3 yr or 1 yr plan anything like that but I do know that ill be a ghost when the time comes

[Bob @RENorell_III]

Hey @whitesox 1) you guys stink 2) tell Jerry to go away.

[meg @em_ee_jee]

(me to capitalism): 😅say cap rn

[Herb Lawrence @Ecnerwal23]

Guaranteed Rate is damn near empty but the White Sox still insist on checking tickets for the 100 level. It is literally the only stadium that I’ve been to that doesn’t allow access to all in attendance. Just a really asinine thing that they still do.

[meg @em_ee_jee]

how does chatgpt truly feel abt the oxford comma