Emily G

wingin it x

[Emily G @em_galv]

If u wanna see me at my happiest just put me in a car with my best mates and some bangers on

[Emily G @em_galv]

Nah imagine someone’s just asked to speak to my manager to tell them I’m a cunt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Emily G @em_galv]

If next year starts out anything like this year I will be ending it all x

[Emily G @em_galv]

For someone who hates repeating themselves I really chose a job where I’m reading from the same script for 12 hours every day

[Emily G @em_galv]

“Don’t be down” thanks that has fixed everything xx

[Matt Thomas @Trickyjabs]

MP with 1 kid: £104pw child allowance

MP with 2 kids: £208pw child allowance

MP with 3 kids: £313pw child allowance

Public with 1 kid: £24pw child benefit

Public with 2 kids: £40pw child benefit

Public with 3 kids: £40pw child benefit

Do you see the massive disparity?

[Emily G @em_galv]

Taking sugar daddy applications from today cos I’m a broke bitch x

[Emily G @em_galv]

I quit smoking 4 years ago with no problems but now I will argue with anyone if I haven’t used my vape for an hour

[CraigCunningham🤘🏽 @_craigc95]

Vapes are the worst things to come out in recent years and should be illegal. The addiction levels to them from folk who don’t even smoke is crazy

[Emily G @em_galv]

Honestly if I looked like her I would be in a bikini 24/7. Fuck everyone else’s feelings

[Olivia Lavelle♏️ @olivialavelle1]

This is unhinged why should she not love her body because you hate yours?

[AnnabelleWilin @AnnabelleWilin]

i do not feel Bonita, i feel Stressita

[Emily G @em_galv]

Just spent 40 minutes looking up doggy day care places for Percy before realising he can’t go because he can’t have toys, food, or fuss around other dogs and doesn’t behave on a lead and won’t let other dogs near any chairs that he’s claimed as his own 🥲 problem child

[Emily G @em_galv]

@deependofadream Shanghai town in Bridgnorth 🤣 x

[Emily G @em_galv]

I work 12 hour shifts as a call handler for the ambulance service and have just seen a job working at my local Chinese for nearly £500 more than my monthly wage 🥲

[Emily G @em_galv]

When it reaches this time and I still haven’t slept there’s really no point. Will just spend my entire day complaining about how tired I am instead

[Emily G @em_galv]

@emcollett_ Just wanted to drop Matt at work and now I’ve got no car

[Emily G @em_galv]

I haven’t been to sleep yet, I’ve sat and waited 4 hours for the AA because my clutch has gone and I’ve just got home and got into bed and Percy has now decided that he needs to go outside

[Emily G @em_galv]

@dem_harvey Thank you xxx

[Emily G @em_galv]

My life has reached a point where I’m excited to get home to my knitting 🫠

[Emily G @em_galv]

Just want a Christmas dinner but instead I’ve got hula hoops and a pasta pot I forgot to bring a fork for

[Emily G @em_galv]

Imagine saying this with your chest without actually knowing the job roles 🤣 I can guarantee most people wouldn’t last an hour working as a HCA. It takes very special people to dedicate themselves to a job in healthcare

[S K Y E @Skye_Lloyd]

Could someone please explain the nhs strikes to me cos I genuinely don’t get it?

They knew the pay when they joined? Health care assistants pushing tea trolleys and giving out pills need a pay increase why? Average ambulance paramedic wage is £27k? Average nurse wage is £33k??

[Emily G @em_galv]

10 hours of being threatened, called names, screamed at, swore at and spoken down to. Love my job x