Emily

Probably not the Emily you’re looking for

[Emily @em_jbrown]

me to my grandchildren: I don't have any printed photos or handwritten journals but I can def share some gdocs w you

[Emily @em_jbrown]

babe wake up new caity weaver just dropped

[Caity Weaver @caityweaver]

I accidentally broke into Charles Darwin’s garden while reporting this story but we didn’t even have room to get into what all happened that day in the final draft because it was only incidentally related to the central mission (happy to explain in person) https://t.co/Fw2pXYnuBI

[Emily @em_jbrown]

@bananafitz Ask Polly had an excellent piece that this reminds me of: https://t.co/Y1xopEWf2n

[Emily @em_jbrown]

@doctorow @daubman @GoogleAds Also good news: Google Ads is rolling out an advertiser verification process where you have to send ID/documents to prove you are who you say you are and it's manually reviewed so that should help prevent this

[Emily @em_jbrown]

@doctorow @daubman @GoogleAds Thank you for bringing visibility to this scam through your thread - I'm sure it will get taken down now that it's reported!

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

it rules that the best dickens adaptation is muppets

[Emily @em_jbrown]

My favorite world cup moment? Finding out that some of my favorite writers and iconic twitter personalities are diehard soccer girlies

[aiman @dumbsoftheart]

morocco may have lost today but they made ronaldo cry which is a bigger trophy than the world cup

[Emily @em_jbrown]

@SydneyBattle Lmaoooooo

[Emily @em_jbrown]

@imbobswaget Poule mouillée!

[Emily @em_jbrown]

@jessiegaynor @randomhouse Pre-ordering STAT ✨✨✨✨✨

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

when people write memoirs it’s like how did you remember all of that

[Emily @em_jbrown]

@KindaHagi On Thursday I woke up thinking it was Saturday, then realized it wasn’t and thought to myself “well at least it’s Friday!” The shock and horror when I looked at my phone…

[Ryan Ken @Ryan_Ken_Acts]

I perpetually feel like I’m 2 to 3 good back cracks from knowing true peace

[Emily @em_jbrown]

@amil Oh my god it’s not just us @RaphKraus

[Liv :P @liv_username]

Thank you so much for your email. Thank you sooooooo much. For this Email. Thanks

[Emily @em_jbrown]

@rachsyme Bury me in Cecilie Bahnsen

[Emily @em_jbrown]

@mbjdesign You are the chickpea queen!

[Emily @em_jbrown]

Really need to get this off my chest.... chickpeas do not belong in pasta

[Emily @em_jbrown]

@fairmaidofyore Couldn’t come up with a worse combo of textures

[Emily @em_jbrown]

@MackenzieShay

[Emily @em_jbrown]

@MackenzieShay Did a chickpea write this?