Emily McKernan

I like to sit on porches. Centre College Alum. 1 Corinthians 13

[Emily McKernan @em_mckernan]

@PopeyesChicken I tried to order my T-Mobile Tuesday deal. No options to choose, yet choosing is required. Called the store and was told “it crashed our system so you can’t have it” and was hung up on. Tried to contact you.... got a broken link...

[Emily McKernan @em_mckernan]

@TMobile #TueYearsEve #contest

[Emily McKernan @em_mckernan]

Ed Sheeran doesn't bring anything on stage with him except his guitar. #kissloutrivia @1005KISSFM

[Emily McKernan @em_mckernan]

@1005KISSFM His favorite costume was the Gingerbread man from Shrek. #kissloutrivia

[Emily McKernan @em_mckernan]

@1005KISSFM Ed Sheeran had his first kiss at 11  #kissloutrivia

[Emily McKernan @em_mckernan]

@1005KISSFM Hebden Bridge, West Yorkshire, England! #kissloutrivia

[Emily McKernan @em_mckernan]

When you have to write about the "most interesting" part of the chapter but none of it was interesting...

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

For every retweet of this, Bell will donate 5 cents to Canadian Mental Health Programs, and I think that’s amazing. #BellLetsTalk

[Emily McKernan @em_mckernan]

Hedgehog scrubs are a thing and I want them

[Emily McKernan @em_mckernan]

Psychology professor: "You talk a lot. Has that ever gotten you in trouble?" Lol...

[Emily McKernan @em_mckernan]

How sisterhood apparently works:
Sister borrows phone case without asking. Drops case on concrete and breaks it. Offers to buy it for $10.

[Emily McKernan @em_mckernan]

3 year old in the bath tub: will you please bring the movie and popcorn in here" #itneverends

[Emily McKernan @em_mckernan]

3 year old cousin (while playing with play dough): Look, I made something!!
Me: What did you make?
3 year old: A mess!!

[Emily McKernan @em_mckernan]

My mom has been on the phone with @ATT so long that the battery died. Twice.

[Emily McKernan @em_mckernan]

Rappelled into a cave today! https://t.co/nh8XC2fvfE

[Emily McKernan @em_mckernan]

@AdamFalluji4 @Swimmer33

[Emily McKernan @em_mckernan]

Nah I think I'll let Brian figure it out on his own. #wrongnumber

[Emily McKernan @em_mckernan]

"I was skinny, but now I eat cheese puffs" - Mom.

[Emily McKernan @em_mckernan]

Dad while reading his new blood pressure medication: "well, I can't get pregnant while on this."

[HouseWaf @ktwaford]

At an adult sleepover, your wine can contain alcohol!! #adulting