HouseWaf

Travel Nurse. Dog and Cat servant. L1C4. BLM. ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

[LMPD @LMPD]

It’s 12:36am. If you’re driving right now you’re either essential, unhinged, or on a mission for Taco Bell. God bless all three.

[Happy Dog @thehappydog_]

Say yes if you agree 😍😍

[LEO @Leo_Tweets]

If you’re dating a #Leo you have to be comfortable with a lot of casual silence. Sometimes #Leo doesn’t talk, sometimes they don’t shut up and talk about random shit.

[HouseWaf @ktwaford]

@al_oats I celebrate my Independence Day every year on Jan 10th- the day I left my first husband. I’m happily remarried, but it’s still wonderful to remind myself that I was strong and stood up for myself and my needs.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

i liked the little robot dog

[HouseWaf @ktwaford]

@_OhStrehle Honey nut cheerios is one of my top three pregnancy cravings right now. It’s basically been a food group for me. 😂

[Jack Harlow @jackharlow]

Nothing like a woman in some scrubs😍😍😍😍 thank you for your service

[HouseWaf @ktwaford]

Having a lit game night with the squad!

[HouseWaf @ktwaford]

@_OhStrehle We eloped already and no one knows. 😅

[HouseWaf @ktwaford]

It’s taking everything in me not to cry at work today. Just hoping for good news from the vet oncologist this afternoon. 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

[HouseWaf @ktwaford]

@_OhStrehle My knees still hurt. 😅

[Em Schulz @TheEmSchulz]

Today literally marks 200 days since the country was told to quarantine, but nice to see you’ll finally give it a whirl.

[Kelsey Hayes Coots @KelseyforKY]

If you want to find a lot of folks that know basically 0 about Kentucky to have a very strong opinion about Kentucky and Kentuckians, then this website is for you.

[HouseWaf @ktwaford]

Dear @ChuysRestaurant I understand the limited menus but I have been craving Baja Fish Tacos since March. I need my fix. Sincerely, a sad KY girl.

[HouseWaf @ktwaford]

“I just took whipped cream to the face, I am not licking this table!” #DidIStutter

[HouseWaf @ktwaford]

Drinking bottomless mimosas and the server just told me to catch up 😅 I’m a disgrace to women everywhere.

[Extra Strength Tylenol 🏴‍☠️ @MissesDread]

I honestly DGAF if Nancy had herself a whole damn spa day. I really don't.

I'm sick of powerful Democratic women being held to a standard of total perfection when we're being overrun by white men committing murder and rape and rampant theft and destruction.

[HouseWaf @ktwaford]

Bet on the derby for the first time in my life and I won $61! No complaints 😂😂 but I am a shame to Louisvillians everywhere 😂

[HouseWaf @ktwaford]

Life is too short. Period. 💔